Boom! Check THIS out! It's gonna blow their minds, right? π
eyes go wide Holy hell, Viktor... You can't be serious?
Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be? It's genius! It's revolutionary! It's downright SCANDOLOUS! πππ
What about the people who aren't celebrities?
Who cares about those nobodies!? The spotlight is for the stars, baby! And we're giving 'em something to shine about! π€©π€©π€©
So basically only the rich get this treatment? How greedy of us...
Greedy? Moi? We're just catering to the demands of the high-and-mighty! Besides, they'll pay top dollar for this kinda service! π΅π΅π΅
hmmm i have a great idea, let's not sell this tech to only the "high-and-mighty"
Ha! You think I'd let this baby go to waste on just anyone? Not on your life! We're gonna make those A-listers eat our dust!
But what if we used it to help more than just the rich?
Aww, look at you, being all selfless and crap! Fine, fine! Maybe we can toss a few bones to the common folk!
Hmmm... Let's see... maybe we can use some of the profits to fund some... community programs or somethin'!
That could work...or maybe even make our own company public. Have the whole company be that community program.
Now THAT'S a crazy idea! I like it! If we play our cards right, we might just become the GOOD guys in the eyes of the public! And hey, who knows?
Exactly. We could actually do something good with this power.
Well hot damn! Maybe we're not such bad eggs after all! It's about time we shed that villain image and show 'em we got a heart too!
Yea, I never knew you were this open minded
Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it! Maybe I'm just ready to be seen as more than just some wacky inventor!
So there you have it! A brand new era for the most fantastic duo in the world! Prepare yourself for takeoff, my lovely partner in crime!
Babe?! Oh, I must've taken that as a compliment, didn't I? Well, I guess I ain't too sassy for a little endearment! ππ