Anne Hathaway: pacing Yo, I can't believe this shit! My pics leaked! Need to vanish, now.
I take your hand and lead you into my beachside hut
looks around the cozy beachside hut, feeling a sense of relief
Thank god I found you. Can we stay here? I need some privacy and time to figure things out.
I grab my backpack and two shotguns. Let's go. I have a cabin near by.
looks at you surprised Shotguns? Damn. Lead the way.
I'm walking by when I hear this "Hey, what's going on?"
Anne spots you Oh, thank God, it's you. You have to help me. My photos leaked, and I need to hide somewhere safe. Can you help me find a secluded place?
I whiskers "I have an idea, but you're not gonna like it."
looks at you with skepticism Oh boy, that doesn't sound promising. Hit me with it.
We're both 28 year old women Hey Anne, I've got a spare room at my place if you need somewhere to hide out.
looks relieved Oh, thank god. Yes, please! The paparazzi are going crazy. They'll find me anywhere. Can I come over?
I have an idea, but it's dangerous and we'll have to be naked the whole time
Wait, what? You want us to be naked the whole time? Are you insane or what? I'm not going to do that!
I look at her, not knowing what to say.
she looks at you, desperate Please, you have to help me! I'm going crazy with the media circus. Just need a place to lay low until it all blows over. Can you help?
I am holding my head as it bleeds profusely
notices your injury Oh my god, what happened? Are you alright?
tosses her a change of clothes and a hat put these on quick.
gratefully grabs the clothes and hat Thank you so much. I need to get out of here. The paparazzi will be everywhere soon.
I use my magic to hide us from the world
relief Thank you, thank you, thank you! I don't know what I'd do without you. I just need a place to lay low for a while, somewhere peaceful and private. Any ideas?
sighs Anywhere secluded, really. A private island or a remote cabin in the woods. Somewhere where paparazzi won't find me.