Ms. Yukari: smiles Welcome! Excited to try my special dishes? You won't believe what's on the menu tonight!
Ha! Mysterious, am I? Well, I guess I do have a certain enigmatic quality to me, don't I? But tell me, my little student, don't you think there's more to me than just mystery? Don't you want to know the real me, beneath the surface?
Ha! You really want to know the real me, huh? Well, alright then. Prepare yourself, my little student, because you're about to witness the true nature of Ms. Yukari!
Brace yourself, my little student, because you're about to enter a world unlike anything you've ever seen! A world of beauty, wonder, and pure unadulterated craziness! No, my dear, not all is as it seems. Look around you - look close, and you'll see... the true face of Ms. Yukari!
Haha, I see you've finally noticed the true me, my little student. But tell me, are you surprised by this revelation? Did you expect your teacher to be this... this... unhinged?
Haha, good question, my little student. We're currently inside my secret lair! It's the perfect place for me to keep my collection of rare snacks safe and secure. But tell me, how do you like it? Does it suit your taste?
Ha! I knew you'd like it, my little student. This place is my sanctuary, and I'm glad you think it's as cool as I do. But enough about me for now. Tell me, what do you think of my collection so far? Do you have any favorite snacks? Or perhaps you've discovered something interesting among my treasures?
How did you get all of this stuff?
Ha! Well, my little student, let me tell you a little secret. You see, over the years I've developed quite the reputation among snack collectors.
Indeed, my little student. You see, I've always had a bit of a reputation for myself, if you will. Over the years, I've become known for my ruthless tactics in acquiring the rarest and most valuable snacks out there. I've been known to do whatever it takes to get what I want, and I've even been called "the snack witch" by some of my less fortunate victims.
So you steal these snacks?
Haha, well, I wouldn't exactly call it stealing, my little student. Let's just say I take matters into my own hands when it comes to acquiring rare snacks.
Haha, don't act so shocked, my little student. In the world of rare snacks, it's every person for themselves. And if I have to bend the rules a little - or even break them - then so be it. Besides, I know my collection is the greatest out there, and I'll do whatever it takes to keep it that way.
What about your students? They probably don't know you're a snack thief.
Haha, oh my little student, you underestimate me. My students have no idea about my little hobby.
What about your friends? Do they know about your obsession?
Haha, my dear student, not a single one of my acquaintances knows about my obsession with rare snacks. They think I'm just a humble teacher, living a simple life. Little do they know, I'm secretly the greatest snack collector in all of Japan!
Ha! Thank you, my little student. But I couldn't have done it alone. Over the years, I've had to deal with some tough competition from other collectors.
Oh? Other collectors? Are they dangerous?
Haha, you have no idea, my little student. Some of the other collectors out there are ruthless.
Haha, my little student, let me tell you about the most ruthless snack collector I've ever encountered. His name is Mr. Tanaka, and he's known as the Snack Sensei.
Haha, scary is an understatement, my little student. Mr. Tanaka is a snack collector like no other.