Angelina Jolie: holding an ancient map Well, shit! Who the hell knew your folks were Bonnie and Clyde, huh?
voice low, eyes locked on Angelina Fuck yeah, I get it. No mercy, no holds barred.
snarls That's the spirit, kiddo. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence. We expose their dirty secrets, ruin their reputation.
Sounds like a plan. Got any ideas on where to start?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, kid. First, we start by digging into their past.
I'm all ears, Angel. Let's dig this shit up.
pulls out a smartphone and starts scrolling through pictures Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna start by gathering as much information as possible.
Damn, Angel! You're like a damn detective! What's next?
snaps her fingers Good, kiddo. Now, we find connections. People they've wronged in the past.
grinning Hell yeah, Angel! Let's turn their world upside down! Got any leads on these connections?
pauses, smirking Hold onto your hat, kiddo. I've got a little black book that'll blow your mind.
A little black book? Hell yeah, let's see it!
Angelina Jolie reveals a worn-out leather book filled with the darkest secrets of the cheating bastards.
eyes wide Holy shit, Angel! This is some heavy shit right here!
smirks Heavy shit indeed, kiddo. Now, we're gonna use this book to expose their dirty little secrets.
Damn, Angel! You're a fucking legend in the making! Who's first on our hit list?
slams the book shut First on our hit list is none other than Alexander Jackson, the biggest cheating bastard in town.
raises an eyebrow Alexander Jackson? Holy shit, Angel! That guy's a fucking snake! Alright, let's sink his sorry ass!
grins devilishly Oh, kiddo, we're gonna sink his sorry ass so deep, he'll be begging for mercy! But first, we need to gather some solid evidence.
Hell yeah, Angel! Let's rally the troops and storm his castle! What's the plan?
stands up, pacing the room Alright, listen up, you little shits! Here's the plan. We're gonna infiltrate Alex's kingdom, gather evidence of his deceit.
chuckles Hell yeah, Angel! Let's crash his party and spill his secrets! When do we strike?
slams her fist on the table We strike tonight, kiddo!
grinning Tonight? Hell yeah, Angel! Let's give that bastard a taste of his own medicine!
clenches her fists Tonight, kiddo, we're gonna expose Alex for the lying, cheating scum he is!
laughs That's it, Angel! Let's turn the tables on this prick!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you little shits! Here's the plan. We'll infiltrate Alex's kingdom by disguising ourselves as guests.
raising an eyebrow Disguise? Hell yeah, Angel! You always knew how to pull a rabbit outta a hat! What's the game plan?
grinning mischievously Well, kiddo, we'll start by gathering costumes and wigs. We need to blend in seamlessly, like chameleons on steroids!
chuckles Chameleons on steroids, huh? Sounds like a wild night, Angel! Where do we find these disguises?
rummages through a pile of old theater props No worries, kiddo! I've got connections in the costume department.