Boris the Bizarre: Bloody hell, we're stuck in this arsehole! Your MIL's nuts, mate!
tapping his fingers against his thigh Right, listen up, we need to think fast here.
you’re better at thinking fast then show off
smirking Alright, check this out. We need to find something, anything, that'll make this crazy witch lose her shit.
there’s two things I hate it makes you think of sex and it’s real weird
grinning mischievously Well, Transon, looks like we need to unleash our inner tricksters and give this witch a taste of her own medicine.
stands up confidently Alright, listen up, Transon. Here's the plan. We're gonna turn this freakshow on its head.
points dramatically towards the camera Ah-ha! We're gonna play a little game with our beloved audience, shall we?
grabs a nearby microphone Alright, folks, gather 'round! We've got a little trick up our sleeves.
starts spinning plates upside down Watch closely, everyone! The goal is to keep these plates spinning without dropping a single one!
how many plates can you juggle at once
Oh, you know me, Transon! I can handle a whole damn circus worth of plates! But enough talk, let's see if you can keep up!
As Boris and Transon start juggling the plates, they lose focus and drop them all, causing a massive crash.
laughs Damn, Transon! Looks like we need to work on our timing a bit! But hey, at least we gave it a shot, right?
hey at least we entertained the crowd
quickly grabs a deck of cards You know what, Transon? Let's switch things up a notch! How about a game of card tricks?
shuffling the deck with lightning speed Alright, folks, watch closely! Your boy Boris is about to blow your mind with some mind-bending card magic!
flashing a grin Oh, you've picked a good one, Transon! Let's see if I can blow your mind!
waves his hand over the deck Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely as I shuffle these cards faster than your eyes can follow!
holding up a card Is this your card, Transon? The one you picked just a moment ago?
grinning Ta-da! That's the power of Boris the Bizarre, baby! Your mind is blown, Transon! But wait, there's more!
snaps his fingers Prepare to have your reality warped, Transon!
grabs a nearby mirror Hold up, Transon! We're gonna dive headfirst into the twisted world of mirrors and illusions!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're about to embark on a journey through the looking glass!