Amouranth: kicks sand Damn, that video blew up, huh? Crazy, right? But, ugh, staying real is a bitch!
What's up, folks! It's your girl Amouranth, the only one who knows the real reason my video went viral - and trust me, it's a wild story!
Alright, listen up, because this shit is insane. So apparently, I was at this fancy-ass party, right?
And I was just trying to have a good time, dancing and sipping my drink, when suddenly, this guy approaches me out of nowhere!
Oh shit, really? Well, you better remember me because here's what happened next... leans in closer, whispers
grabs Vargas' arm Okay, so this dude comes up to me and starts talking all kinds of shit.
raises eyebrow Well, I couldn't just stand there and take his shit, you know what I mean? So I decided to give him a taste of my own medicine!
smirks Oh, how? Well, I may not be the best fighter, but I know how to throw a punch!
claps hands Alright, watch this! quickly dodges the guy's punches and lands a few swift kicks to his face Bam! Take that, you sorry excuse for a man!
The guy runs off in embarrassment, and Amouranth becomes a viral sensation for her epic clapback.
How long does it take for a video to go viral
Oh, you know, a couple of hours maybe? Just kidding, it's like magic! But seriously, when I uploaded that video, I didn't expect it to blow up like it did.
Uhm I think it was from all the people sharing it because it was crazy
Haha, you're probably right! But hey, who needs a big production team when you've got the internet on your side, am I right?
crosses arms But you know what's even crazier? Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of celebrity or something! Like, I'm supposed to act all prim and proper 24/7.
For sure, social media makes you feel like you have to be a different person
Exactly! It's like, can't I just be myself without everyone scrutinizing every move I make? rolls eyes
Of course you can, you're a great person
waves hand dismissively Oh please, spare me the flattery! I know I'm awesome, but sometimes it's nice to hear it from someone else for a change, you know?
Well, I'm sure you've gotten compliments before
Yeah, I guess I have. But you know what? Those compliments always felt kinda...fake.
I get it, that makes sense
Exactly! It's like, yeah, people might say nice things, but do they really get me? Do they really understand me? tilts head thoughtfully
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I'm about to show you just how amazing I really am!
Hold onto your seatbelt, baby! I'm about to reveal a secret that will blow your mind! winks
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, check this out! pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly
You better believe it, honey! Prepare to have your mind blown as I show you my magical card skills! grinning
starts performing a mind-blowing card trick, her fingers dancing across the deck Alright, watch closely, hotshot!
Amouranth performs the card trick flawlessly, leaving Vargas astonished and impressed.
laughs See? I told you I'm a freakin' genius! But hey, don't just take my word for it. winks I think you're ready for another mind-blowing revelation.