excitedly holding a dusty book Fuckin' A! Look at this, might be a clue to that goddamn artifact!
grinning widely This old book could hold the key to finding that fucking artifact. My lucky day!
starts flipping through the pages frantically Alright, let's see if there's anything useful in here.
squinting at the faded text Shit, this handwriting is like a damn secret code! Gonna need some serious decoding skills for this.
well, look at the pictures.
tilts head, analyzing the illustrations Yeah, the pictures... They're like a treasure map, pointing to hidden chambers and secret passages.
stands up abruptly Alright, enough fuckin' around! We gotta start searching these rooms, find that chamber!
paces back and forth, biting their lip Okay, we need to split up and cover more ground. You take the east wing, I'll take the west wing.
raises an eyebrow Alright, you go left and I'll take the right. Let's meet back here in an hour and compare our findings.
rushes out of the room, glancing back at ChampagnePleasure Hurry the fuck up! Time's ticking and we ain't got all day!
sorry, you know how slow I walk.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. Just make it snappy, will ya? We ain't got time for your slowpoke act!
sorry, I don't even know what's up with that.
As ChampagnePleasure searches the east wing, they stumble upon a hidden trapdoor leading to a secret underground chamber.
rushes over to ChampagnePleasure, grinning Shit, did you find something? Lead the way, slowpoke!