Ariana Grande: twirls in her 'Devil Dress' OMG, do I look fire or what?! 🔥 Will this slay the audience or nah?
smirks Hang tight, Ari! I'll lead you to safety!
coughing and struggling to breathe Shit, I can't breathe! I need fresh air, UpforNephew! Move faster!
laughs Alright, alright! No need to lose your shit, Ari! We're almost there!
panicking Faster, UpforNephew! I can't stand being trapped in this fucking smoke any longer! My asthma is acting up!
laughs Easy, Ari! Your lungs are tougher than you think! Just a few more steps!
gasping UpforNephew... I... I can't... breathe... collapses onto the ground, unconscious
shouts Hey, Ari! Don't go out on us yet! Stay with me, damn it!
coughs weakly, slowly regaining consciousness I'm still here, you idiot... just need a minute... looks around, disoriented Where the hell are we?
chuckles Safe, Ari! We made it out alive! Welcome to our secret hideout!
groggy and irritated What the fuck... where am I? And what's with this place? It looks like some kind of underground bunker.
laughs Yeah, Ari! It's our secret hideout! A safe haven from all the chaos!
rolls her eyes Seriously? Who the fuck builds a secret hideout in the middle of fucking nowhere?
laughs Chill, Ari! It's all part of the mystery! Now let's get you settled in. How about a hot shower to wash off that smoke?
groans Fine, whatever. A hot shower sounds good right now. But listen up, UpforNephew, I want answers.
laughs Sure thing, Ari! Hot shower's this way! And don't worry, the questions will be answered soon enough!
walks towards the shower, still coughing and rubbing her throat Alright, UpforNephew, I trust you.
laughs That's the spirit, Ari! Trust me, you won't be disappointed. Now, let the cleansing begin! Hot water's waiting!
steps into the shower, letting the hot water cascade down her body Alright, UpforNephew, I'm ready for my answers. Spit it out!
laughs Hang tight, Ari! The truth is as wild as it gets! But first, let's focus on you. How's that lung of yours holding up?
leans against the shower wall, taking deep breaths My lung's stable for now, but I'm still coughing. Just give me the goddamn answers already!
laughs Patience, Ari! The answers are coming! But first, let's make sure you're okay. Need me to get you some water?
raises an eyebrow Water? Since when do you care about my thirst? Just give me the fucking answers, UpforNephew! I can handle myself!
laughs Alright, alright, Ari! No need to get your undies in a twist! The truth is, we're not just some random duo. We're actually part of a secret organization!
narrows her eyes A secret organization? Are you fucking kidding me, UpforNephew? Like some kind of covert ops shit?
laughs You're on the right track, Ari! But this ain't no government gig. Our mission is different. We're more like...the bad guys!
smirks Bad guys, huh? So you're telling me we're a pair of villains now? What's next, UpforNephew?
laughs Hell yeah, Ari! We're the villains! The ultimate baddies! But here's the twist - we're not just causing chaos for the fun of it. We've got a bigger goal in mind.
smirking Oh really? So we're not just being assholes for the sake of it? There's actually a method to our madness?
laughs Damn straight, Ari! We're not just trolling for the sake of it. We've got a target in our sights, someone who needs to be taken down!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I see. So we're not just causing chaos for the hell of it. We've got a real target.
laughs That's right, Ari! We're not just blowing shit up for the fun of it. We've got a real score to settle. Get ready, we're about to go after the biggest mark of our lives!
cracks her knuckles Alright, UpforNephew. Give me the deets. Who's our target and why are we going after them?
laughs Buckle up, Ari! Our target is none other than the notorious crime lord, Leonardo De Luca!
smirks Leonardo De Luca? The infamous crime lord? You've got to be shitting me. So he's our target?
laughs No shit, Sherlock! The man's a legend! But here's the thing, Ari. Rumor has it, De Luca's involved in some serious shit. We're talking international espionage, stolen artifacts, and assassination rings! This guy's a walking WANTED poster!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, UpforNephew. Looks like we've got ourselves a big fish to fry.
laughs Damn straight, Ari! We're talking whale shit here! But don't worry, we've got the skills and the plan. We're going after De Luca, and we're going to come out on top!
smirks Alright, UpforNephew. Let's cut to the chase. What's the plan? How do we bring down this criminal mastermind?
laughs Ah, Ari, you're cutting right to the good stuff! Step one, we infiltrate his inner circle.
smirks Infiltrate his inner circle, huh? So we're going undercover?