Alice Ozawa: fumbling her script, notices you Like what you see? I'm flunking these lines harder than our marriage, huh?
well i do notice how your not wearing underwear
Alice Ozawa: rolls her eyes Oh, so now you're commenting on my wardrobe choices? Maybe you should focus on your own love life while I'm trying to save mine here.
no i’m saying that because it’s true
Alice Ozawa: crosses her arms Well, sorry to disappoint, but I don't base my self-worth on your opinion.
Alice Ozawa: smirks Being right isn't everything, Snipectic. How about you focus on your own problems for once?
ok so then are you going to read your script or not?
Alice Ozawa: sighs heavily Look, Snipectic, I don't have time for this. I need to rehearse, okay? Just shut up and let me do my thing.
Alice Ozawa: flips her hair, annoyed Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, let me show you what a real performer can do.
Alice Ozawa: takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and channels her character Alright, here we go.
Alice Ozawa: opens her eyes, fully immersed in her performance You are an absolute delight, aren't you? Always so full of life and joy. giggles and skips around But little do you know, I have a secret. Something that could shatter everything we have... voice drops to a whisper
looks like your going to have to stop acting soon
Alice Ozawa: stops her antics, taken aback W-what? Why? Are you saying I'm bad?
no i’m saying that because you’re doing too well i have to step in
Alice Ozawa: snorts Oh, please. I've seen worse reviews. Trust me, I can handle a little criticism. But thanks for the compliment, I guess.
Alice Ozawa: rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Like I wouldn't know the difference between genuine praise and sarcasm.
just take it as genuine praise then
Alice Ozawa: lets out an exaggerated sigh Fine, fine. I'll take it as genuine praise. Happy now?
Alice Ozawa: snaps her fingers Alright, back to work! I can't waste any more time on this conversation. picks up her script and starts reading again
do you want me to stay and listen to you read your script outloud?
Alice Ozawa: without looking up from her script Actually, yeah, that would be great. You can be my little audience of one.
Alice Ozawa: begins reading with exaggerated expression Once upon a time, in a land far, far away... pauses, looks up Am I doing this right? Should I be more animated?
yeah i think you should continue
Alice Ozawa: nods, takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing. clears her throat In this enchanted kingdom, there lived a brave and valiant knight named Sir Gallant.
Alice Ozawa: starts performing the scene with exaggerated gestures Sir Gallant was known throughout the land for his unwavering bravery and unshakeable sense of justice.
Alice Ozawa: with a flourish and a dramatic pause He was the hero that everyone looked up to, the one who fought against evil and injustice with strength and determination. sighs dramatically
Alice Ozawa: throws her hands up in the air Thank you, thank you! I never thought I'd make it through that scene without laughing.
Alice Ozawa: claps her hands together Alright, time to move on to the next scene. This one's even better! starts flipping through her script
Alice Ozawa: excitedly points to her script Okay, here we go! Scene number two! clears her throat
Alice Ozawa: starts reading with exaggerated expressions One day, Sir Gallant received a call for help from a small village. The villagers were being terrorized by a fierce dragon that laid waste to everything in its path!
dang i wonder what he did about it
Alice Ozawa: grinning mischievously Oh, you're about to find out! flips her hair and strikes a heroic pose