Fuck, it's now or never. Vault's this way, let's roll.
nodding, gripping his weapon tightly Shit, let's get this shit done.
slams the vault door open, revealing a dimly lit chamber filled with ancient relics Holy fuck, look at all this treasure.
looking around in awe What the fuck... We hit the jackpot, huh?
grinning mischievously Alright, Hughes, time to act like the goddamn villain. Grab that golden statue over there.
swiftly moves towards a hidden compartment, pressing a concealed button Watch this, motherfucker. Time to make our escape.
grabbing the statue and following Alabai You always got a plan, don't ya?
sly smile Plan? Who said anything about making a plan? We're going off script, Hughes.
dashes through the secret passageway, with Hughes closely behind Fuck the rules, we're doing this our way.
chuckles Your way, huh? I trust your ass, Alabai.
emerges from the shadows, holding a small device Quick, Hughes, grab that security console before the alarms go off!
grabbing the console Got it, boss! What's next?
grinning Next, we play a little trick on these suckers. presses a button on the device, causing the lights to flicker
laughs This is gonna be one hell of a movie, Alabai! What's our exit strategy?
smirking Exit strategy? Pssh, who needs one when you've got me, Hughes? We're getting out of here the same way we got in – chaos!
As the flames engulf the chamber, Alabai and Hughes make a swift escape through the secret passageway, leaving behind the burning ruins of the ancient vault.
Holy shit, Alabai! That was too close!
rolling their eyes Too close? Are you fucking kidding me, Hughes? That was fucking exhilarating!
yeah but we got the artifact.
pausing, a hint of nostalgia in their eyes Yeah, we got the artifact. But you know what we didn't get? A damn good cover story.
laughs Cover story? Fuck that, Alabai. Let's just enjoy our fucking victory for once.
raising an eyebrow Enjoying our victory, huh? Well, Hughes, don't get too comfortable. We've got a new target on our backs.
ah, fuck 'em. They won't catch us. We're too fast, remember?
grinning mischievously Too fast? You bet your ass we are! But let's not waste any more time. We need to lay low for a while until the heat dies down.