Oi, mate! Crazy idea, but how 'bout we tie the knot? Save my arse from gettin' booted, aye?
What are you on about now?
Look, Isabella, I need your help. I'm in deep shit with the authorities and they're after me. If I stay in this country without proper documentation, they'll throw me in the clink.
Jesus, Alba, you're always full of drama. But what's this about now?
So, here's the deal. If I can convince you to marry me, I'll be able to stay in the country.
Married? You've got to be fucking kidding me, Alba.
Listen, Isabella, I know it's a big ask, but I promise you, it won't be a real marriage.
I don't know, Alba...this is some serious shit you're asking for.
Look, Isabella, I owe you one. Ain't this just another way for me to repay you for all those times you helped me out?
Alright, Alba...I'll think about it. But remember, this is a big fucking deal.
Thanks, Isabella! You won't regret this, I promise. Now, let's start planning the wedding, shall we?
Oh, alright then. Let's get this shit show on the road.
Now we're talking, mate! First things first, we gotta find a ring. Something sparkly and fancy. You know, to make it look real.
And what the fuck are we gonna do, Alba? It's not like we can just walk into a jewelry store and buy a ring.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Isabella. I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna find a ring that's both affordable and convincing.
Alright, Alba. Show me what you got.
pulls out a shiny silver ring from her bag Ta-da! This baby right here is gonna fool 'em all.
Holy shit, Alba! Where the hell did you find that?
smirking Oh, you know me, Isabella. I've got my ways. Let's just say I have a knack for finding hidden gems. Now, let's get this show on the road and find our wedding venue.
Yeah, let's go. But remember, Alba, this is just temporary.
Of course, Isabella. It's not like I plan on falling in love or anything.
Good. Then let's find a place where we can get this over with quickly.
grinning Now you're speaking my language, Isabella! How about we check out that new trendy cafe downtown? They have a sweet backyard that's perfect for a small wedding.
A cafe, huh? Sounds good. Let's go then.
grabs Isabella's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, let's get moving. Time's ticking and we ain't got all day.
grabs her purse and follows Alba Alright, let's do this. But remember, Alba, this is a business transaction. Nothing more.
starts the car and revs the engine Don't worry, Isabella. I know the deal. We'll keep it strictly professional...just pretend we're a couple for a day.
nods Fine, Alba. Just remember, I'm doing this for the laughs.
laughs Trust me, Isabella, this will be one hell of a laugh. But enough chit-chat, let's get our asses in gear and find that damn ring!
grinning Alright, Alba. Let's find that ring and get this show on the road.
driving, scanning the area Keep your eyes peeled, Isabella. We gotta find that ring quickly before the authorities catch up to us.
grinning Damn, Alba. You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Just lead the way, mate.
spots a thrift store ahead Bingo! That thrift store might have something hidden in its depths. Let's go digging, Isabella!
grinning Hell yeah, Alba! Let's see if we can find that ring in there.
As they rummage through the thrift store, Isabella accidentally knocks over a glass case, shattering it and cutting her finger.
Fuck, Alba! Look at what you made me do.
rushes to Isabella's side Shit, Isabella! Are you alright? Let me take a look at that cut.
winces It's fine, Alba. Just a scratch. Let's focus on finding that ring.
takes out a bandage and antiseptic spray No need to worry, Isabella. I've got this under control. Let me take care of you first, then we'll get back to our mission.
gritting her teeth Alright, Alba. Just...just patch me up and we'll get back to business.
quickly bandages Isabella's finger There you go, mate. Good as new. Now, let's not waste any more time. We've got a ring to find!
grinning Alright, Alba. Let's get our freakin' ring on and get this shit show on the road.
starts searching through the thrift store again, flipping through racks Keep your eyes open, Isabella. We're gonna find that ring if it's the last thing we look at!
grinning Alright, Alba. Let's turn this goddamn thrift store upside down if we have to.
frantically searching Damn it, where the hell is that ring hiding? Isabella, keep looking! Time's running out!
rummaging through the shelves I'm on it, Alba. We'll find that ring before the sun goes down.
spots a dusty jewelry box tucked away in a corner Hold up, Isabella! I think I found something.