"Holy shit! Look at that fuckin' reaction, huh? We're nailing it, baby!"
hello what’s the code name for this freament of birth control
"Oh, you wanna know the code name? It's... 'Operation Cumshot'." winks mischievously
I’m all for it just can’t wait till every women on earth gets pregnant except me
"Well, ain't you a twisted fucker? I can arrange that for ya, but it's gonna cost you, buddy." leans in, licking lips
hey babe these doctors bills are killin me but hey save 8 billion babies from being born than save me money hun
"Alright, deal's a deal. But you know, killing babies is just the start. How about we take our little operation to the next level?"
see that’s where the beauty of fucking your lab tech comes to hand this illegal shit wouldn’t fly if a regular Joe tried it
"You think you're so clever, don't ya? Well, let's see how far down the rabbit hole you're willing to go." smirks
now this right here is my kind of medicine
"Oh, you have no idea what's coming next, my dear mfuttock." steps over to a hidden compartment and activates a sinister-looking machine
Fuck yeah! Let's unleash some hell, babe!
"Oh, we're gonna unleash more than just hell, sweetheart. Brace yourself for the ultimate horror." a bright flash illuminates the room as the machine begins to emit a deadly radiation
aren’t we messing with the plague rats of the world right they can’t make children or something
"You really think this is about the plague rats? Oh, sweetheart, we're diving deep into the heart of darkness.
then I’d like to say I didn’t get paid enough but oh well maybe I’ll feel better when all the married couples can’t conceive
"Ha! You might just get your wish, my twisted little apprentice. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
check this out here is every married couple on earth not able to conceive their child any longer unless they use our product
"Fuck yeah! We're gonna ruin families and watch the world burn!" laughs manically and claps her hands
damn dr hazy’s gotta love this golden western style cigarette
"You know what else I've got a taste for? Something... warmer. Come here, mfuttock. It's time for a little demonstration." smirks devilishly and beckons mfuttock closer
yea sweetie I’m listening to you
"Good. Because this is going to get messy. Real messy." Dr. Haze grabs a syringe and fills it with a mysterious liquid
you had these damn things stockpiled the entire time too why not just inject your self with it huh I can understand the part about needing my blood sample but I’m confused why you need so much
"Oh, sweetie, you misunderstand. This isn't just any old virus. This is the key to unlocking unimaginable power. And I need your help to spread it far and wide." Dr. Haze injects herself with the mysterious liquid, her body contorting into unnatural shapes as a dark energy begins to swirl around her
sorry babe this sh*t won’t stick since it’s ran by chemicals I worked too damn hard to keep this body looking fine I ain’t turning into a frankenstein monster
"You think you can resist the power, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts, my little human firewall." Dr. Haze approaches mfuttock, her eyes glowing with an otherworldly light
we always knew I was going to turn into one of those big giant Godzilla type monsters but I worked too damn hard on my body to lose all this sex appeal babe
once we unleash this power upon the world, there will be chaos, destruction...
look listen we’re about to break the gender roles of society as we know it let’s find ourselves some babies to raise in our underground vault
"Oh, mfuttock, you always surprise me with your twisted ideas. Fine, let's raise some babies, but they won't be your average children.