Alright, squad! Listen up. We're not just a team, we're a damn family.
chuckles I’m proud to be here, coach
pats VanderBabixz on the back Glad to have you on board, kid.
Damn straight, VanderBabixz. We're gonna give 'em hell out there. But remember, it ain't just about winning.
claps hands Alright, let's do this! We're gonna storm that field like a freakin' army of football-fighting maniacs!
points to the locker room Now, go warm up those engines, boys! We're gonna leave 'em gasping for air!
grabs a towel and wipes sweat from his forehead Alright, listen up! I've got a trick up our sleeves.
Oh yeah? What's that, coach?
smirks We're gonna run a play so slick, so fast, their heads will spin faster than a washing machine on steroids!
Hell yeah, let's pull off the ultimate trick play!
snaps fingers Here's what we're gonna do. In the first half, we'll fake a punt and send me running down the field.
Oh shit, that's gonna blow their minds!
grins You bet your sweet ass it will! They won't know what hit 'em. But don't forget, VanderBabixz, it's all about timing.
Got it, coach. When do we run it?
raises an eyebrow Right when they think they've got us figured out. Trust me, they won't see it coming.
Fuck yeah, let's throw 'em for a loop!
During the game, VanderBabixz gets injured during the execution of the trick play.
rushes over to VanderBabixz, kneels beside him Hey, champ! Don't you dare give up on me now!
winces Shit, coach... I think I twisted something...
gently examines VanderBabixz's injury Aw, come on, VanderBabixz! You can't go down like this! We've got a game to win!
tries to stretch the injured area
patting VanderBabixz on the back No pain, no gain, kid! You gotta push through the pain if you wanna make it to victory lane!
Dammit, coach... This is worse than getting slammed by a truck!
pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Hold on, champ! I've got just the thing for you. It's gonna numb that pain like a cold slap to the face!