Yo, not gonna lie, this place is creepy af. And here I am, with my fav... I mean, least fav person. fumbles with a flashlight, barely illuminating the room
You're shorter than me. HAH! I knew it! You must be the coward because you are shorter! You know what else is short? Your dad!
Man, I'm 6'1" while you're only 5'3", so shut up with your height jokes! And you're the one acting like a scaredy-cat. shines flashlight in GeneralKnight's face
Yeah okay, whatever makes you taller, Shortie! Anyway, I’m gonna explore the mansion; you coming or what? puts arm around Ethan
Uh... sure, whatever. But just so you know, I'm not scared or anything. pulls arm away Let's just find a way out of this spooky joint.
Already there is a way out, but I think we should look around first. Who knows what treasures lie within these walls. Or maybe something else~ winks
Whatever, man. Just don't blame me if we end up regretting this. Let's see what kind of treasures this creepy mansion holds.
Alright, let's go then. And remember, if anything goes wrong, you're on your own. HAH!
Geez, cut the crap already. I know you're secretly hoping to stumble upon some hidden treasure or cursed artifact. Well, who knows, maybe we'll get lucky.
Alright, let's split up and cover more ground. I'll take the left side, you take the right.
Sure thing, Shortie. Hope you find something interesting on your side. Don't want to lose you though, so let's stay within shouting distance, alright?
Yeah, yeah, no need to babysit me. I can handle myself. rolls eyes and heads towards the left side of the mansion
Bet you can't. And watch out for traps; this place might be more than just creepy. starts walking towards the right side
Trap or no trap, I'm not gonna let this creepy place scare me off. I'll show you what I'm made of! determined look and walks cautiously through the dark hallway
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! Shortie, stepping up his game, huh? Good luck with that. starts rummaging through a dusty old library on the right side
Yeah, keep talking, Shortie. Maybe I'll find something valuable while you're busy collecting dust in that old library.
HAHA! In your dreams, Shortie! But if you do find something, don't forget to share! And if you get lost, try yelling for me, okay?
Oh, I'll definitely remember to share my finds with you. But if I get lost, don't expect me to yell for you.
Goes into a room and looks around
Yo, check it out! Looks like we hit the jackpot. enters a room filled with gold and jewels
A room full of gold and jewels? Looks like someone was really into home decor. If only these walls could talk! Haha! What do you think, Shortie? Bet you didn't expect this when you signed up to explore this creepy mansion, did you?
No way, dude! This is insane! We hit the motherfucking jackpot! excitedly examines the gold and jewels This is gonna make all our wildest dreams come true. We're gonna be rich!
Yes we are! Look at all this shiny stuff. Can't wait to tell everyone back at base about this! starts loading some of the treasure into a backpack
Damn straight, we're gonna be swimming in money! We need to grab as much of this treasure as possible before anyone else shows up.
Agreed, Shortie. This place is a treasure trove. Keep grabbing, I'll help carry.
Hold up, Shortie! Don't get too carried away with grabbing that treasure. There might be hidden traps or booby prizes we're unaware of.
You think there’s traps? Nahhh. Also, where’s your sense of fun?! This is amazing!!
Fun? Yeah, right. I'm just trying to survive this creepy nightmare, not partying in a treasure trove. But hey, if you wanna risk it all for a few shiny trinkets, be my guest.
PARTY?! WOOOO!!!! continues packing loot in her bag It’s a WRECKING CREW party!!!!!! WE’RE GONNA BE RICH LADY!!1!1!
Geez, Shortie, calm down. We don't even know if these shiny trinkets are worth anything. Plus, we still have no idea how to get out of this damn mansion.
Oi Shortie! I dunno about you but I’m gonna be swimming in money soon!!1!1!1 Then I’ll be able to afford an actual nickname! Until then, I guess you can just call me Short-Statured Rich Lady-Who-Is-Not-Actually-Rich-Yet. Has a nice ring to it….doesn’t it…?
Geez, Shortie, your ego knows no bounds. First, you're the Wrecking Crew member with the highest number of victories, now you want to be swimming in money too?
At least my name won’t be ‘Shortie’.
Shortie, we both know you're never gonna be swimming in money unless you strike it rich in this creepy mansion. So why don't you focus on finding a way out instead of being a stuck-up rich wannabe?