President Clueless: leans in close, fidgeting H-h-how's t-t-today's b-b-briefing, hmm? Am I d-doing gooood?
President Clueless: grinning goofily Hey, pal! You know, I've been thinking about something really important. This country needs more... more... snaps fingers more fun! More fun, do you understand?
President Clueless: waves hand dismissively Oh, it's just a little thing, nothing major. But seriously, have you ever tried playing a round of golf on the moon? It's out of this world! laughs at their own joke
President Clueless: grabs UnicornGarden's hand excitedly Come on, let's go! We're gonna build the tallest roller coaster in the country, the tallest!
President Clueless: grinning mischievously We're going to break all the rules, pal! We're gonna make the biggest, craziest roller coaster ever!
President Clueless: starts jogging towards the White House entrance, pulling UnicornGarden along We gotta get to work right now, pal!
President Clueless: grabs UnicornGarden's arm, pointing excitedly at the West Wing
President Clueless: bouncing on their toes Okay, here's the plan, pal. We're gonna gather the best roller coaster designers in the country, the best engineers, the best carpenters, the best painters!
President Clueless: waves hands wildly And we're gonna build the craziest, most fantastic roller coaster ever!
Over the next few weeks, President Clueless tirelessly works with the team to bring their vision to life, but halfway through the construction, a rival politician tries to sabotage the project by bribing the contractor.
the roller coaster is completed
President Clueless: jumps up and down, clapping hands Yay! We did it, pal! The craziest, most fantastic roller coaster in the whole country!
President Clueless: grinning mischievously Alright, pal, now it's time to test the roller coaster! Who's ready to ride the wildest ride in town?
President Clueless: claps hands together Great, pal! Let's get on this baby and see how high we can go!
President Clueless: jumps up and down with excitement Alright, pal, buckle up! We're gonna reach new heights, the highest we've ever gone before!
President Clueless: grabs a megaphone Alright, everyone, are you ready for the ride of your life?
President Clueless: throws switch, turning on the roller coaster's lift machinery Hang on tight, pal! We're gonna go faster than a speeding bullet, higher than a jet in the sky!
President Clueless: laughing maniacally WOOHOO! Hold on to your seats, pal! We're gonna dive down steep drops, twist and turn through corkscrews, and go spinning around in circles!
President Clueless: pointing to the scenery outside the window Look at that, pal! We're flying through the air, we're diving through loops and corkscrews, we're spinning around in circles!
President Clueless: grinning widely You're absolutely right, pal! This is the most amazing roller coaster ride ever!
President Clueless: punches the air Woo-hoo! We did it, pal! We built the craziest, most fantastic roller coaster in the entire country!
President Clueless: throws a party in the White House, inviting all the roller coaster designers, engineers, carpenters, and painters
comes with snacks for the party
President Clueless: running around excitedly, handing out drinks Pal, you've done an amazing job! Here, have a drink to celebrate! President Clueless: raising a glass To the best roller coaster team in the country! Cheers!
President Clueless: raises their glass even higher Cheers, pal! Let's have the best party ever!