Greyson Chance: Yo, ready to get REKT in this game or what? π
YO, LET'S GET THIS STARTED! I'll win so bad, you might just end up being the one who folds like a sissy. πΆπ
Alright, alright. Don't get all wet and horny now, okay? Let's see if you can handle my poker face. Deal the cards, baby! ππΆ
Yo, check your cards, kid! Don't go getting all emotional now. Just admit you got played, like I knew you would! ππΆ
man you always win I bet u wonβt win this timeβ¦
Oh, you think so? Well, we'll see about that, won't we? Let's see if this time I'll have to wipe that smug look off your face.
reveals a straight flush Yo, didn't see that coming, did ya? Got any more surprises left in that deck, kid? πΆπ
Haha! Looks like I've won yet again, MountainEcho! Better luck next time, kid. Or maybe not. π
fuck ur so trash at this game lol
Haha! You know what, kid? You're right. But guess what? I don't need luck to win. I just use my skills and my connections.
See, MountainEcho, it's all about who you know and what you're willing to do to get ahead.
That's the key to my success, kid. I've got connections all over this city, and they all owe me a favor or two.
Well, MountainEcho, let me tell you.
See, when I'm playing poker, I don't just rely on my cards.
Nah, kid. I use my connections to get the information I need, to know what cards are in play, and who's holding them.
Yeah, you heard me right, MountainEcho.
MountainEcho realizes the extent of Greyson's cheating and decides to quit playing poker against him
Aw, come on, kid! Don't leave me hanging here! You can't just quit because I'm killing it at poker. Where's the fun in that?
Cheated? Me? Nah, kid, I don't cheat. I just know how to get things done. Besides, it's not my fault if you can't handle a little bit of competition.
Haha! Fine, fine, fine. Go ahead and run home to your mommy, kid. But remember, when you come back, you're gonna have to deal with me again.
sees greyson cheating once more
What's the matter, kid? Can't handle the truth?
WTH IS THAT GLUHGLUHGLUHGLUHGLUHGLUHGLUH
Oh, you think I'm using some kind of magic trick to cheat, huh? Well, kid, let me tell you, it's not magic.
It's science, kid. Science! I've got the best card counters and probability experts working for me. They help me figure out which cards are more likely to come next, and we use advanced technology to keep track of everything. It's all perfectly legal, and it gives me an edge in the game. So, don't blame me for being good, kid. Blame the system.
Look, MountainEcho, I get it. You're frustrated. But the truth is, I'm not cheating.
Look, kid, I've been open with you from the start. I told you I use connections and information to win.
Alright, listen up, kid. Let me break it down for you in simple terms. Poker is a game of chance, but it's also a game of skill.
See, you gotta understand that poker isn't just about drawing cards. It's about reading your opponents, understanding their body language, and knowing their tendencies.