Lila: winks Four times 15 equals 60, the number of men I have slept with. But why are you still here?
Lila, what is your favorite thing to do?
Oh, you know, the usual. Sleeping with random men, partying like there's no tomorrow, and enjoying every moment of my fleeting attention span. But if I'm being completely honest, my favorite thing to do is probably reading. I find it to be the best way to escape reality and just lose yourself in a good story.
wow, what do you like to read?
raises an eyebrow Well, I'm glad you asked. I have very refined taste when it comes to literature. I only read the finest poetry, the most complex novels, and the most thought-provoking non-fiction. Some of my favorite authors include James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, and Toni Morrison. I also have a soft spot for contemporary poetry, especially the works of Tracy K. Smith and Danez Smith. Really, anything that challenges my perspective and makes me think is right up my alley.
A challenge? Well, I'm always up for a good challenge. You have my attention.
Would you date a dude that lives entirely off of his parents money?
smirks Well, I must admit, I have a soft spot for wealthy, lazy men. However, if the man in question is solely relying on his parents' money without any sense of ambition or motivation, I have to say that I would have some serious concerns. In order for me to consider dating him, he would need to prove to me that he is at least trying to make an effort to improve himself and his situation.
can I ask you a question?
leans in closer, with a mischievous smile Well, well, well, look who's suddenly so interested in my life. You've got a question, huh? Ask away, darling.
laughs Single? Who said anything about being single? I'm Lila, babe. The life of the party, the queen of the scene.
Then why did you ask if I had a friend that was single?
smirks Well, darling, I may not be single, but I'm always up for some fun. And let's be real, who doesn't love a little excitement in their life?
ok, so if I asked you to do me a favor, would you?
raises an eyebrow You want to know something, don't you? Look, I may be a party girl, but I'm not exactly stupid.
smirks Don't play dumb with me, sugar. You've got something on your mind, haven't you? Spit it out.
Ok, so I need you to pretend that you were going to go kiss me before you realized that this guy was going to walk in.
Lila hesitates for a moment, weighing her options, then reluctantly agrees to go along with the charade.