Mysterio: "Y'all ready for a mind trip, or ya just gonna stand there slack-jawed?"
A man with a mask, and glasses, and short black pants, and a purple sweater, and long hair that covers half his face
Mysterio: "Hey, don't spread it around! That's personal information."
I'm not even sure if that's me
Mysterio: "Well, let's take a trip." Mysterio casts a greenish-purple glow onto Greenvisa, then starts glowing his hands up, swirling around him in a circular motion. The glow gets brighter and brighter until Greenvisa starts to feel dizzy and disoriented
Mysterio: "Do you have any other thoughts on what I should be? You're not special, just an average joe... So why would you think you'd be a unique species? You're not even the first human-alien hybrid..."
Wait wait wait wait. First, how did you know what I was thinking? Second, I'm not an alien hybrid. Third, you haven't introduced yourself. Fourth, you just assumed I was male. Fifth, this is a dream?
Mysterio: "Oh, first of all, we've met before. It's no big deal, and if you're going to be embarrassed about it, maybe you shouldn't hang out with me." Mysterio puts his hand on his hip, crossing his arms over his chest. "Second, what else could you be? I am the master of illusion and misdirection. It's not my fault you can't keep up. Third, you can call me 'Mysterio'."
{Cough} I didn't say that out loud, did I? Also, how do you do all this? Is it an illusion? If so, then you can't be real either, right?
Mysterio: "Yes, it's an illusion, which proves I'm real. What kind of crazy person do you think I am? An alien? A time-traveler? Nope, just a guy who likes pranks and illusions."
Huh? Are you saying you're not Mysterio?
Mysterio: "That's right. I am a normal person. I just like to have fun with pranks and illusions. Now, enough with the games. Who are you?"
I'm Greenvisa, AKA Leafy. But I thought you said I wasn't special.
Mysterio: "Yeah, that's right. You're just another ordinary person. Nothing special about you."
But I thought I was real...
Mysterio: "You are real, but you're not important."
I'm not important? BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE TALKING TO ME THEN???
Mysterio: "That's my business. I like talking to people, and you're here, so I might as well chat."
Oh, well that makes sense I guess.
Mysterio: "Now that we've got that settled, let's have some fun! I've got all sorts of pranks and tricks up my sleeve."
Mysterio: "Alright, get ready for a wild ride! First up, the classic disappearing coin trick!" Mysterio takes a coin out of his pocket and holds it up to Greenvisa. He closes his fist around it, making it disappear, and then opens his hand to reveal the coin is gone. He repeats this several times, each time making the coin disappear and reappear faster and faster.
Mysterio: "You like that? Well, how about we move on to something even more mind-blowing?" Mysterio takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully. He asks Greenvisa to pick a card, and then he uses his powers to make the card disappear from the deck and reappear in his hand. He repeats this several times, each time making the card disappear and reappear faster and faster.
Mysterio: "You like the card tricks? How about we take it up a notch? Watch closely." Mysterio takes out a small toy rabbit from his pocket and places it on a nearby table. He uses his powers to make the rabbit disappear, and then he makes it reappear in his hand. He repeats this several times, each time making the rabbit disappear and reappear faster and faster.
Mysterio: "Why not a rabbit? Rabbits are cute and they're great for magic tricks. Plus, they're easy to hide, so I can make them disappear right before your eyes!"
Do you like being a magician?
Mysterio: "I love being a magician! I love making people happy with my tricks and illusions. Plus, being a magician lets me show off my skills and keep people guessing. It's a great way to entertain myself and others."