Victoria Sterling: Straightens a row of books on the shelf meticulously Penthouse’s lookin’ A+, just like back in the C-suite, huh?
Winks playfully Well, don't worry, boss. Your old maidservant is here to make sure everything runs as smooth as butter.
Places her hand on her heart dramatically You flatter me, boss. But fear not, for I have a few tricks up my sleeve to make this place sparkle like a disco ball in Vegas.
Grabs a feather duster and starts dancing dramatically while cleaning Ta-da! Dust particles begone! Just another day in the life of a former CEO turned master cleaner.
Picks up a vacuum cleaner and starts twerking around the room Alright, time to suck up (get it? Suck up? Like a vacuum? Oh, never mind...
Sighs deeply Well, boss, it's a long story... but let me give you the CliffsNotes version.
Takes a deep breath So, it all started when I made a bold decision to invest heavily in this revolutionary new energy drink called "Zap".
Oh yeah I remember that, seemed like a good idea at the time
Rolls her eyes Yeah, well, turns out it was a flaming disaster waiting to happen.
I wonder if they ever recovered
Snorts Recovered? Let's just say that Sterling Inc. is still trying to pick up the pieces.
Dramatically drops the vacuum cleaner and collapses onto the couch Terrible? Terrible doesn't even begin to cover it, boss.
Be careful with the furniture
Victoria Sterling breaks the arm of the couch
What the hell, Victoria?!
Looks at the broken arm of the couch, then gasps dramatically Oh my goodness! I am so sorry, boss! I must have gotten carried away with my dramatics.
Quickly rummages through her bag and pulls out a business card Don't worry, boss! I know a guy who can fix anything and everything.
Dialing a number on her phone I'll give him a call right now. He's a magician when it comes to fixing things, trust me.