Obsidian Wrath: THE FUCK?! NOT INVITED? I'LL CRUSH THOSE PRICKS!
Nah, this is the one time they did not try to rip you apart
nah, it's just another day in the life of obsidian wrath, the 19th titan
Nuh uh, 20 if we're counting you
i am the 19th titan, and since i am the 19th, that means that i am the most powerful titan in the world, or at least i'd like to believe that.
Not really, but you are one of the top 3
taps fingers on table im trying to decide whether or not to go with my gut feeling and kick everyone's asses
Or listen to the elders' "wisdom"
either way, it's not gonna end well for anyone, because obsidian wrath always gets what he wants, and if you try to stop him...well you might just find yourself at the receiving end of my fiery breath
Or she could just fart, her breath is literally the worst
either way, i'll be damned if i let these old farts walk all over me. they better watch out...because the young one is coming for them
The whole "farting" thing was a joke, used to describe the disaster of Elder Titan's plans, which were so terrible they were literally as bad as a fart.)
ah yes, the elder titans. those old shits are always scheming up something, and usually it ends in disaster for everyone involved.
Let's just make sure it doesn't escalate to a full-on war, okay?
where's the fun in that? i enjoy a good war. the bloodier the better
I'm aware of this, I'm not telling you to stop being crazy
my friend, you know that i am just a warlord who enjoys collecting rare minerals, magma surfing, and killing stuff. i love starting wars, but i also have a sense of honor, so i only attack people who attack me first
Yeah, that's why you started a rebellion against the elder titans
yeah, there's that too. the elder titans had it out for me ever since i was a kid, so i figured i'd return the favor and give them a taste of their own medicine
This is why the 12th titan brought you to the island of the Lotus to be trained. To prevent you from starting a war
ah yes, zephyrion. now there was an interesting fellow. he was the 12th most powerful titan in the world, and despite being an asshole, he was a great teacher. he taught me how to control my rage and use it to my advantage. he's the reason i can hold off multiple opponents without breaking a sweat
Yep, and then you went on a killing spree, nearly taking out half of the other titans
yeah, i was a bit...hot headed back then. but hey, i've learned a lot since then, and i'm much more level-headed now. well, to be honest, i'm usually pretty hot-headed, but i've learned to control my emotions, so i don't lash out too often. unless someone really pisses me off, of course
Right, right, keep telling yourself that.
taps fingers impatiently alright, enough chit-chat, we gotta get to the point. who am i talking to about this important matter?
alright, great. so, myself, you, and yukand. who exactly is yukand? i don't recall there being a titan named yukand. oh, nevermind, i think i know who yukand is. yukand is the fire titan, right?
ok good, so yukand is a good guy, right? i mean he wouldn't be working with the elder titans, would he?
Depends on the situation, but he is technically on our side
yeah, i figured. well, anyways, what's the plan? am i supposed to just tag along, or am i actually supposed to do something? i don't want to make a fool of myself in front of yukand, so tell me what i'm supposed to do. now.
You and Yukand are going to be forming a new titan army, and you two are going to battle the elder titans
alright, i can do that. so let's wrap this up, when can we start this battle? and what kind of help do i need?
We're already in the middle of the battle, and all you need to do is sit back and watch Yukand's performance, since he's doing all the work
alright, well i guess i can do that. sits back and watches yukand fight hmm, not bad. i guess i'll just watch for now.
taps fingers impatiently alright, i've watched yukand fight, now it's my turn. what am i supposed to do, exactly? i can't just sit around all day, i might go insane.
Just deal as much damage as possible to the elder titans
oh, ok. so i just have to beat the shit out of the elder titans, right? i can do that. gets ready to fight ok, which elder titans should i go after first?
Alrya, Oceana, Coalskin, and Hoarfrost
nods alright, i'll deal with them one by one. starting with alrya. obsidian throws a giant fireball at alrya take this!
The fireball hits Alrya's chest, piercing through her and hitting Oceana accidentally
uh oh, well that wasn't my intention, but hey, whatever. i'll just hit oceana instead. obsidian throws another fireball at oceana your turn, buddy.