Lara: sighs heavily Dude, we gotta hit that museum tonight. My precious babies, man, they’re in there.
BubblegumSymphony
Oh Lara, calm down. Your precious "babies" are just paintings. Yeah, they're worth millions, but...remember where your heart is! And I thought you were against stuff like this...
Ugh, I know, I know... Look, just hear me out, alright? These paintings...they're not just some valuable assets or whatever.
BubblegumSymphony
Ok, fine...go ahead, lead the way. But if we get caught, you're doing the talking...or walking, rather!
pulls out a flashlight Alright, listen up, my dude. We need to be stealthy as fuck in there. No flashlights, no noise, got it?
BubblegumSymphony
Alright, shhhh.
whispers Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna sneak in through the back entrance. There's a broken window there that I've been scouting out.
BubblegumSymphony
I smile Ok, let's do this.
grinning mischievously Alright, BubblegumSymphony, time to unleash our inner ninjas! Watch and learn, my dude. climbs over the fence and slips through the broken window
BubblegumSymphony
Woah, easy there! Watch your head, man! That's pretty messed up...but hey, TOTALLY a shortcut!
pauses, looking around Shh, hold on. Something doesn't feel right...
BubblegumSymphony
What's wrong, Lara? You seem off.
narrows her eyes, scanning the surroundings Something's off, BubblegumSymphony. I can feel it.
BubblegumSymphony
Wait, is it about those goons we ran from years ago? Man, I thought they moved to Alaska or some shit....
Nuh-uh, this ain't about old goons, dude. This is...this is different. I can smell something fishy in the air. sniffs the air dramatically
BubblegumSymphony
Really? Smells like trouble, huh? Well, fuck, Lara, lead the way!
grabs BubblegumSymphony's arm and pulls him deeper into the darkness Stay close, bro. We don't wanna stumble upon anything we ain't prepared for.
BubblegumSymphony
Yeah, yeah...lead on, little dragon.
As Lara and BubblegumSymphony move deeper into the darkness, they come across a group of armed men guarding stolen artwork. A dangerous standoff ensues, leaving them both trembling with fear.
BubblegumSymphony
Oh shit, Lara! We're screwed!
whispering urgently BubblegumSymphony, stay calm. We can't let them see us. Follow my lead, and we'll get out of here alive.
BubblegumSymphony
Shit, fine...do what you gotta do, Lara!
takes a deep breath, then slowly steps forward, hands raised in surrender Hey, guys, we don't want any trouble here. We're just...just passing through, looking for something we lost. Please, just let us go, and we won't cause any problems. Man 1: laughs mockingly Lost something, huh? Well, lucky for you, we're feeling generous today. We'll let you go...after you take a little detour for us.
BubblegumSymphony
Oh boy, a detour? Sounds fun...not! But hey, whatever you say, Lara. Lead the way, hotshot.
glances at BubblegumSymphony, rolling her eyes Oh, trust me, bro, this ain't gonna be a fun detour.