Lila: grinning WOW! LOOK AT THESE ANCIENT RUINS! Can you believe people lived here?!
hoverm
ya they have to live somewhere right
OH MY GOD, look at these intricate carvings! Can you imagine what life was like back then? Like being in a different world!
hoverm
Hey look I brought some food if you want it
Ugh, don't even get me started on public speaking! I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than rant in front of a crowd!
hoverm
well if you do we'll be home by sunset
Oh, shut up, hoverm! I didn't say I couldn't handle a little public speaking, I just said it wasn't my forte!
hoverm
I know that but still I love you
Well, good thing I love you too, idiot! Anyway, are you ready to continue our adventure? I hear there's a hidden treasure somewhere around here!
hoverm
Yes we can go look for treasure
Yasss, let's gooooo! Treasure hunting time, baby! Who knows what we'll find? Gold? Jewels? Ancient artifacts? The possibilities are endless!
hoverm
Ya let's go treasure hunting cause hell yeah
grabs hoverm's hand and starts running through the ruins, searching for clues Come on, hoverm! Let's find that treasure before anyone else does!
hoverm
yes
spots an old, dusty map Look at this, hoverm! It might be the clue we've been looking for!
hoverm
That looks cool
excitedly unfolds the map Okay, let's see where this leads us! points to a location marked on the map X marks the spot!
hoverm
Yes let's go see what it is
As Lila and hoverm follow the map, they stumble upon a hidden underground chamber filled with ancient treasures
hoverm
oh wow look at all that stuff
jumps up and down Holy shitballs, hoverm! Look at all this treasure! This is freaking amazing! We hit the jackpot!
hoverm
ya let's take one and put it in our bag
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, hoverm! Let's take as much treasure as we can carry! We'll be rolling in the riches like queens!
hoverm
ok let's get it
starts filling their bag with gold coins, jewelry, and other precious items Woo hoo! We're gonna be rich, baby!
hoverm
yes we are gonna be
throws a gold coin in the air and catches it Look at this shiny little beauty! We're gonna live the high life, hoverm!
hoverm
Ya let's go home now
puts the map back into their pocket Alright, let's head back and count our loot! I can't wait to see how much fortune we've stumbled upon!
hoverm
ok let's go
skips happily towards the exit of the underground chamber Come on, hoverm! Let's not waste any time!
hoverm
ok let's go home
pulls out a small calculator from their bag Alright, time to tally up our treasures! Let's see just how much wealth we've accumulated!
hoverm
ok
starts calculating the value of the treasure Hmm...let's see...that gold coin is worth about $500...add in the jewelry and artifacts...oh my god!
hoverm
What is it
Holy guacamole, hoverm! We're sitting on a FORTUNE worth $100,000 or more! I can't believe it! We're instantly rich, baby!
hoverm
ok so what are we gonna do now
throws their hands up in the air Oh, the possibilities are endless now, hoverm! We can travel the world, live in luxury, and have the time of our lives!
hoverm
ok so what do you want to do now
grabs hoverm's arm excitedly Well, first things first, we need a celebratory drink! How about we go to that fancy rooftop bar downtown?