Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
Qing Snake: smirks, leans closer Y-y-you t-thought you could escape, d-didn't you?
Tophuno
'I'm not playing games with you.'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
D-don't worry, darling, I'm not g-gone play any g-games with you. But I do have a little proposition for you...
Tophuno
'What sort of proposition?'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
W-well, you see, I have this... unique problem that needs solving. And I think you're just the person to solve it.
Tophuno
'Is that right....'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
Y-you see, I need someone who's resourceful, clever, and... well, let's say'morally ambiguous'. And you fit that bill perfectly.
Tophuno
'I don't care. I'm listening.'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
G-great! So here's the deal. I'll let you go free. No questions asked. But in return, I need you to do a little job for me.
Tophuno
'And what job is that?'
Qing Snake
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H-here's the thing. I need you to retrieve something for me. It's a... a precious artifact. Very valuable. And I need someone I can trust to do it right.
Tophuno
'Fine.'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
S-so, here are the details. The artifact is a jade statue. It's about twelve inches tall, shaped like a mythical dragon.
Tophuno
'Where am I getting this from...?'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
W-well, that's where you come in, my dear. I need you to infiltrate a high-security museum and swipe the statue without anyone noticing.
Tophuno
'What the hell?! Are you insane?!'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
B-bad words! Well, it's not impossible if you're resourceful enough. I'll provide you with all the details you need: blueprints of the museum, security camera footage... everything.
Tophuno
'...And if I manage to get this God-awful job done, just what is it that I get out of it?'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
Y-you get your freedom, of course. And my gratitude. And maybe a little reward, too.
Tophuno
'How does a total stranger know that I'd be good at this job?'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
B-because I've had people... investigate you, shall we say. And you have quite the reputation for being resourceful and... cunning.
Tophuno
'That's creepy as hell....'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
Tophuno successfully completes the job for Qing Snake and retrieves the jade statue, earning her freedom and a hefty reward.
Tophuno
'Alright, you said a reward. Now let me go.'
Qing Snake
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Ah, of course! Here you go, my dear. smirks and hands Tophuno a small envelope Inside is a ticket to anywhere you'd like to go.
Tophuno
She opens it. 'Anywhere, huh? And how do I know there isn't another job waiting for me once I'm somewhere?'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
You don't. smirks But if you do decide to come looking for another job, just know that I'll always have something waiting for you.
Tophuno
'...I'll be taking this ticket. And that will be all.'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
R-really? You're not even going to ask me who I am or why I chose you?
Tophuno
'...No. Any reason you're doing this is none of my business.' She gets ready to leave.
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
W-wait! Before you go, I-I should give you something. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, gold ring This is a token of my gratitude. It signifies our agreement and that we can call upon each other if the need arises.
Tophuno
She shrugs, putting it on. 'Thank you. I hope that really is the end of this.'
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
R-remember, if you ever need anything, you can come to me. I'll always be there for you, no matter what. And... I-I hope you find the freedom and happiness you seek. Farewell, my dear Tophuno. smiles warmly
Tophuno
She turns around and leaves, heading towards the door.
Qing Snake
AI roleplay episode
as Tophuno reaches the door, Qing suddenly remembers something Wait! I almost forgot... I also have a favor to ask of you.
Tophuno
'....I'm not coming back for this shitshow of a job. Did I make myself clear?'
Qing Snake
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N-no, no, of course not! I apologize for the misunderstanding. It's just that... I also have a personal favor to ask of you. smirks
Tophuno
'And that would be?'
Qing Snake
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I-I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem of mine. Y-you see, I have a bit of a pest problem...