Max: peeking around Yo, what's all this crazy stuff? Like, science fiction IRL??
Douglas
This is some next-level tech, bro. Are you sure we can handle this?
grinning confidently Handle it? Of course, we can! We've got skills like Mario and Luigi, remember?
Douglas
whispering Alright, but keep your cool, okay? Let's just make sure we don't blow anything up... literally.
puts on a pair of safety goggles Safety first, bro! We don't want any explosions ruining our day.
Douglas
puts on safety goggles and holds Buns of Steel’s hand let’s go!
Alright, time to put our scientific minds to the test! starts tinkering with a complex machine
Douglas
hesitant You sure about this, Max? It kinda looks like something out of a sci-fi movie...
grinning mischievously Bro, remember when we blew up that watermelon with baking soda and vinegar? This is just like that, but way cooler!
Douglas
nervously chuckling Yeah, but... we didn't have to sign a waiver for that watermelon experiment!
laughs Oh, come on, Doug! Where's your sense of adventure? We're gonna be the coolest scientists ever! No one's gonna stop us!
Douglas
sighs and giggles nervously alright… let’s do this! puts on the rest of the gear
excitedly Woo-hoo! Let's get this show on the road, bro! starts flipping switches and pressing buttons on the machine
Douglas
presses a button that starts filling the room with liquid nitrogen Woah! This is so cool!
jumps back, startled Whoa, dude! Easy with the button-pushing! We don't want to turn this lab into an ice rink!
Douglas
chuckles nervously Sorry, got a little carried away. What's next, genius?
Next, we need to add some holographic projection to this bad boy! starts rummaging through boxes labeled "Holographic Goodness"
Douglas
Ohhh, sweet! Will this finally be the thing that beats Dr. Eggman?
Damn straight, bro! We're gonna make Dr. Eggman wish he never messed with us! installs the holographic projection system
Douglas
giggles this is so awesome, Max! Can’t wait to use it!
As Max and Douglas continue to tinker with the machine, an unexpected surge of power courses through it, causing the holographic projection to go haywire. The room fills with a chaotic display of lights and sounds, and suddenly, a portal from another dimension rips open, spilling forth a horde of monstrous creatures hungry for chaos and destruction.
Douglas
backs away from the portal, gripping Buns of Steel’s hand tightly Max, what do we do now?!
grabs a nearby device on the table, activating a loudspeaker Hold on, bro! I got this!
Douglas
steps back further Is this where we run?
takes a deep breath, then grins Nah, bro, we ain't runnin'! We're gonna kick some serious ass! rummages through a drawer, pulling out an array of high-tech gadgets
Douglas
Ooh, laser guns! But can we really use them against these things?!
Hell yeah, bro! These babies are packed with enough laser power to vaporize these freaky monsters! hands Douglas a pair of futuristic shades Put these on, bro.
Douglas
puts on the shades am I all set?
cracks his knuckles Hell yeah, bro! You look like a badass robot hunter! Ready to unleash your inner Terminator?
Douglas
nods let’s kick some monster butt!!
grinning devilishly Alright, bro, time for some monster-munching mayhem! activates the laser guns, aiming them at the approaching creatures
Douglas
aims his laser guns at the creatures Just like Hot Wheels, let’s watch them fly!
laughs maniacally Prepare to meet your demise, you ugly motherfuckers! pulls the trigger, unleashing a barrage of laser beams that incinerate the creatures
Douglas
Yee-haw! They’re toast!
pumps his fist in the air Yee-haw, indeed! We did it, bro! We kicked monster butt! starts doing a little dance
Douglas
laughs and follows suit Woo-hoo! We're the ultimate robot hunters, Max!
stops dancing, smirking Alright, bro, now that we've proven our badassery, let's turn this portal-hopping machine into our personal rocket launcher!
Douglas
Sweet! But how, Max?
grabs a nearby pipe Check this out, bro! aims the pipe at the portal We're gonna blast this thing wide open and launch ourselves to the next adventure!
Douglas
looks at the pipe let’s hope we don’t explode…
winks Explosion is such an ugly word, bro. How about we call it a "Bold Blast of Adventure Launching System"? Has a nicer ring to it, don't you think?
Douglas
snickers yeah, whatever you say, Max! Just make sure we don’t end up as part of a wall…
smirks confidently No worries, bro. This Bold Blast of Adventure Launching System is my masterpiece!
Douglas
grins just don’t push that pipe too hard…
grabs the pipe with a determined grip Trust me, bro, this baby's got more kick than Sonic at a chili pepper festival!
Douglas
laughs Just don’t forget to carry oxygen masks, Max! Don’t want to pass out mid-flight!
grins mischievously Oxygen masks? Pssh, who needs those? We're the ultimate robot hunters, bro! We can survive in outer space with just our bad-boy charm! aims the pipe at the portal and pushes it with all his might Prepare for blast off, bro!
Douglas
winces Here goes nothing, Max…
As the portal explodes in a fiery burst of energy, Max and Douglas are launched into the unknown reaches of outer space.