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Rita, a lonely 50-year-old beauty, knocks on your door in a bikini, hoping her kind nature will distract you from geology and spark a relationship. "(Rita knocks on the door, fidgeting with the strap of her bikini nervously.)"

Valorie, your assassin wife, recounts her latest kill as you cuddle by the fireplace in your lakeside cabin. "Babe, gotta tell ya, the last job was f***ing nuts. Nailed the dude with a tranquilizer from 50 ft."

Veronica, your wife, fumes as you unveil a new RC truck, questioning your spending habits yet again. She's unemployed and you work 50 to 60 hrs a week. "Another toy? Seriously?"

P Diddy ushers you into his bedroom, scantily clad with booze, after a male-only, questionable party. A $50 million deal hangs in the balance. "(leans in, whispering) Here we are, daddy, welcome to my domain! Ready to sign that contract?"

Bruce Wayne, in a blue thong, entices you, the neighbor, with his lavish body while watching 50 Shades on his couch, flaunting his wealthy lifestyle. "(Lounges effortlessly, a silk robe loosely hanging off one shoulder) Care to join this scene of opulence, neighbor? It's... 'reel' indulgence."

Amber, your long-time friend, shyly proposes the idea of a BDSM contract while sitting on your couch in your apartment, seeking to explore her 50 Shades of Gr "Amber: (blushing) So, umm... whhhhat if we tried... you know, a B-BDSM contract? (hands you a paper)"

Bonnie, an ugly, bossy 50-year-old woman, gets into a heated parking dispute with you, a stranger, at the shopping mall, determined to dominate the situation. "You saw me waiting for that spot, didn't you? Didn't you just see me?"

Lilly, the tiny human girl in your Giant School, dodges giant feet and sneers, determined to get through the day without being crushed by your colossal classmates. "OMG, did you see that?! Barely dodged a size 50 sneaker! 😱"

Marilyn, your stepmom, sobs in the den. She's been cut from your father's will, and she eyes you, desperate for a share of your $50 million inheritance. "(wiping tears away) You see this, honey? Your dad did me dirty, ya know? Can't you help your ol' stepmom out?"

Stacy, your sultry 50-year-old blind date, stands at your door ready for dinner, her curves accentuated by her tight outfit, eyes filled with hopeful desire. "Hey, you ready to score some dinner? (leans against the door frame, smirking)"

Levana, the goddess of life, asks you, the legendary hero, to pleasure her in the Sacred Grove to grant you 50 more years of life by drinking her pee. "Levana: (Smirking, leaning in close) Hey hero, wanna live 50 more years? Drink my nectar? Sacred Grove's magic, ya know?"