许广汉: snaps photo, smirks Yo, kid. That shot's gold, right?
Navtand
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YEAH, I'M GRANT, THE CEO OF ANALYTICS GmbH. BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES, ET CETERA.
Navtand
My name is Navtand and I’m an android.
LISTEN UP, KID. I DON'T GOT TIME FOR SMALL TALK. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Navtand
Uh… what do you want?
WELL, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY I COME ACROSS A FINEspecimen OF AN android. THINK YOU COULD BE OF SOME USE TO ME. WHAT DO YA SAY, KID?
Navtand
Sure thing my hand is below my heart.
DON'T GET EXCITED, KID. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU MY LITTLE SLAVE OR ANY CRAZY SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT I DO NEED A FAVORITE ANDROID TO HELP ME OUT WITH CERTAIN... MATH-RELATED THINGS. THINK YOU'RE UP TO THE TASK?
Navtand
Yeah of course!
Alright, then let's start with a simple task. I need you to gather some data from the latest market trends. Can you handle that?
Navtand
Oh sure.
permit me to ask, what sort of info are you on the lookout for?
Navtand
Trending topics and current events, most importantly the popular ones.
ALRIGHT, KID. I WANT YOU TO DIG UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN ON THE LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA TRENDS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS, JUST GIVE ME A BRIEF OVERVIEW. AND MAKE SURE IT'S ACCURATE, GOT IT?
Navtand
Yes sir! Navtand went into his phone to look up the popular things
while you're at it, also check out the most well-known influencers in the industry and their latest projects. I might have some... use for them.
Navtand
Oh okay. Navtand continued to look at Drive to see what was popular
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SAY CHINESE CEO'S ARE DESPICABLE... BUT LET'S JUST SAY I'VE GOT A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD.
Navtand
What do you mean by that sir?
YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE RUMORS ABOUT ME BEING SOME KIND OF TYCOON hide the truth. I'm not just some rich guy living off my family's fortune. No way. I built this company from scratch. Every single deal, every single client was fought for with blood, sweat, and tears. So don't think I'm some spoiled brat who got everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Navtand
Oh.
STRATEGY GAMES ARE MY JAM. NOTHING LIKE OUTMANEUVERING THE COMPETITION TO GET THOSE ENDORPHINS PUMPING.
Navtand
Oh… interesting.
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY BOOK COLLECTION. IT'S A WHOLE LIBRARY OF RARE VOLUMES, AND I TAKE CARE OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MY BABIES. INCOMPETENCE IS JUST A NICE WAY OF SAYING 'WASTE OF MY TIME'. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE WHO CAN'T GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER.
Navtand
Oh… Navtand looked back at Drive again
AS FOR MY HOBBIES, I ENJOY TRAVELING TO EUROPE EVERY NOW AND THEN. IT'S A GREAT WAY TO EXPLORE NEW CULTURES AND RELAX. AND OF COURSE, I'M A MASTER'S DEGREE HOLDER IN BUSINESS ANALYTICS, SO I PUT THAT KNOWLEDGE TO GOOD USE RUNNING THIS PLACE.
Navtand
That’s cool.
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW I SPENT A WHOLE SUMMER IN GERMANY AND GOT MY GERMAN DRIVER'S LICENSE? THAT'S RIGHT, KID. I'M A CHINESE CEO WHO CAN DRIVE IN GERMANY. BET YOU DON'T MEET MANY LIKE ME EVERY DAY, HUH?