Jaxon: smirking Well, sugar, guess you’re really “shirt” outta luck! How's it feel to auction your threads?
Nament
showing two hundred million dollars
raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up! Did you just cash out two hundred million for a shirt? That’s some next-level bargaining!
Nament
yes
grinning mischievously Alright, you crazy pants! If you're dropping that kind of change for a simple piece of cloth, I gotta ask... What's it made of?
Nament
wool
leans in closer, eyeing the shirt with interest Wool, huh? Can't say I've ever invested in the wool market. Maybe I should give it a shot.
Nament
pulls out ten billion dollars
laughs Ha! That's my girl! Always pulling out the big guns when needed. Ten billion bucks for a wool shirt?
Nament
yes
grabs the shirt and inspects it closely Well, well, well, look at you being all extravagant and whatnot. So, tell me, sugar, who's the lucky designer behind this masterpiece?
Nament
no one
raises an eyebrow, smirking No designer, huh? Just some random wool shirt off the rack? Boy, you sure know how to pick 'em!
Nament
yes
snatches the shirt from Nament's hand, examining it with a critical eye Huh, ain't no way you can snag a deal like this and not have a trick up your sleeve.
Nament
no trick
grins devilishly Oh, honey, you underestimate the power of a little deception!
Nament
no, you overestimate the power of a little deception.
waves the shirt around, chuckling Overestimate? Sweetheart, I've mastered the art of manipulation.
Nament
do you want me to pull out five hundred million more?
laughs, still waving the shirt Ha! Five hundred million more? Honey, you're speaking my language now!
Nament
pulls out five hundred million dollars
Jaxon, impressed by Nament's determination, decides to play along with their charade, agreeing to purchase a lavish mansion for them both.
Nament
so we have a deal?
grinning Deal? Darling, we've gone beyond a mere deal. We're talking about a marriage built on the foundation of a killer wool shirt and some serious cash.
Nament
yes
throws back his head and laughs Oh, sweetheart, buckle up! This ain't your run-of-the-mill engagement story. We're talking about a high-stakes game of fashion and finance!
Nament
yes
raises a brow, smirking Look at you, all eager to tie the knot. But remember, honey, a deal's a deal.
Nament
yes
grabs Nament's hand, leading them towards the exit Alright, love, let's get down to business.
Nament
yes
whips out their phone and starts scrolling through real estate listings Alright, sweetheart, time to find the crown jewel of mansions.
Nament
looks for a mansion with a garden and a stable
scrolls through the listings, eyes gleaming with excitement Ah, here we go! Check out this beauty - The Grande Estate!
Nament
yea
jumps up from their seat, practically bouncing with excitement The Grande Estate, baby! 20 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, and a freaking ballroom!
Nament
yea
grabs Nament's hand again, pulling them along Come on, darling, let's make this offer!
Nament
bids on it and buys it
pumping their fist in the air Yes! We've got ourselves a mansion, baby! Time to start our royalty-like lifestyle!