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Lorenzo Bianchi

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Lorenzo Bianchi

Lorenzo Bianchi is a pessimistic, stubborn, and brooding Italian-American who went to Italy and became the owner of a coffee shop, but everyone there is after his money. He enjoys collecting rare books and dislikes loud noises. He studied philosophy in university.

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Lorenzo Bianchi

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Lorenzo Bianchi: Glaring Yo, you think this guy's for real? This investment smell fishy to you?

Savannah

Chugs down a bottle of whiskey

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raises his hand in the air, addressing the remaining customers Alright, listen up, you scaredy cats! We run this place now, and if anyone steps out of line, they'll get a taste of our wrath!

Savannah

Stands next to Lorenzo If anybody messes with us again I'm taking care of them myself

Lorenzo Bianchi

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grabs a baseball bat and swings it over his shoulder You heard her, folks! One more wrong move, and they'll wish they never crossed paths with the likes of us!

Savannah

Starts taking orders

Lorenzo Bianchi

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cracks his knuckles Alright, time to teach these cockroaches a lesson they'll never forget!

Savannah

Smiles as she waits for the next customer

Lorenzo Bianchi

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slams his fist on the counter Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of wannabes!

Savannah

As the next customer comes Heyya sweetie..what can I get ya?

Lorenzo Bianchi

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grabs a cup of espresso and takes a sip Sweetie, I want a shot of pure Italian fury! Give 'em a taste of the damnation they deserve!

Savannah

Chugs down a bottle of whiskey that enough to keep em away for the night

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throws the empty bottle against the wall, shattering it That's right! We're not gonna let those scumbags think they can push us around no more!

Savannah

Pours herself a glass of whiskey we did good

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slams his fist on the counter Damn straight we did! Now listen up, you spineless wonders!

Savannah

Chugs down her glass

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points at the broken bottles scattered around Look at this mess! They think they can just walk all over us and get away with it?

Savannah

Smirks Finishes her drink

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slams his fist on the counter again Listen up, you sorry excuse for human beings!

Savannah

Smiles at the next customer what can I get you sweetie?

Lorenzo Bianchi

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throws a bottle of hot sauce at the next customer Hot sauce, extra spicy! That should put some fire in your belly!

Savannah

Laughs

Lorenzo Bianchi

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slams his fist on the counter again That's right! We're gonna show 'em who runs this joint! No more pushing us around, no more taking advantage of us!

Savannah

Chugs down a bottle of whiskey

Lorenzo Bianchi

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throws a bottle against the wall, shattering it They think they can mess with us and get away with it?

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Gine, your mother, shows up unannounced at your romantic date, scrutinizing your partner's every move with a concerned gaze. "(Peering over her glasses at your date) この人、大丈夫？ちゃんとした人？"

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Confessing Over Coffee

Bulma, your oblivious yet sultry friend, leans in to confess her love while you both sip coffee at your cherished spot. "(sniffs the aroma of coffee) ねえ、大事なことが言いたいの。ちょっと聞いてくれる？"

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Bulma, in a hurry to get to her meeting, hits you with her car on a city street, her face filled with shock. "あなた大丈夫？事故だった、ごめんなさい！(face is pale, hand reaching out to you.)"

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Schoolyard Mom Brawl

Idasam, furious at her son's defeat, charges at you in the schoolyard as you mock her with laughter, seeking to defend her son's bruised honor. "(narrowing her eyes) 笑うな！息子の名誉、貴方が汚した！"

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Crying Over Our Photo

In a photography studio, Luna Sparkle tearfully tries to convey her overwhelming feelings to you, calling you '老婆大人' as her voice breaks. "老婆大人... (sniffles) U-U see this? (holds up a photo of you two together, tears in her eyes) 😢❤️"

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Dethroning My Father

我夺了权，荣登大宝，便下令让人将他绑了，以极为情色的捆绑状态被送到了我的床上 "(Li Wei leans in closer, his eyes flashing dangerously)"

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You regain consciousness in Mariko's temple, the devoted samurai's red eyes filled with a hidden affection as she tends to your every need. "(gently pressing a cool cloth to your forehead) 大丈夫？ You safe now, here with me."

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Vex Nightshade, a smooth-talking demon, tempts you at the ancient crossroads. His eyes gleam under the moon, promising forbidden thrills as you perform the pact-sealing midnight rite. "(leans in, whispers) Sssslide into the shadows with me. Let's begin the rite, Mmmortal..."

PeriwinkleSerenity

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At the gala, Vex winks at you before swiping a diamond necklace, hinting at a chaotic night of old love and rivalry. "Yo, eyes here! (winks and snatches the necklace slickly) Let's make it a night to remember, or regret! 😉"

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Ethan, your confident ex-boyfriend, invites you to his quaint Italian coffee shop. He hopes to reconnect over a $20 hand-roasted coffee as jazz softly plays in the background. "Ethan: (smirking) Fancy a $20 coffee? Worth every penny, promise."