Elena: wiping a glass Rough night?
Stranger
how
waves the index cards in front of mbloat We're gonna write down key points for each interview, like buzzwords, common questions, and your own personal experiences.
Stranger
smiles nervously I'm not exactly a pro at interviews...this could be helpful.
starts scribbling on the index cards Don't worry, my friend, I've got you covered.
Stranger
thanks
finishes writing on the index cards There we go, a cheat sheet fit for an interview pro! Let's go over these real quick.
Stranger
alr
flips through the index cards Alright, first up, we've got 'Common Interview Question #1: What's your greatest strength?'
Stranger
smirks Greatest strength? Well, I may not have superpowers, but I can work like a bastard to get the job done.
mbloat aced the interview, landing their dream job at a prestigious company
Stranger
grinning ear to ear Holy shit, I did it! I actually landed the job!
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, mbloat! You absolutely crushed that interview! I knew you had it in you, buddy!
Stranger
laughs Fuck, I can't believe it. Thank you so much for helping me through all this, Elena.
throws her arms around mbloat in a tight hug You just wait, mbloat. We're gonna celebrate this bad boy of a victory until the sun comes up!
Stranger
grinning widely Hell yeah, let's paint the town red! Who knows what trouble we'll find?
grabs mbloat's hand and pulls them towards the door Oh, you have no idea, my friend.
Stranger
chuckles Lead the way, boss. I'm ready for whatever chaos you've got planned.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, buttercup. We're about to embark on the wildest night of our lives. First stop, the karaoke bar!
Stranger
laughs A karaoke bar? Hell yeah, let's hear some drunken renditions of pop songs!
grabs a microphone from the bartender and climbs onto the stage Alright, folks, get ready for some world-class entertainment!
Stranger
laughing Fuck, Elena, you're a natural performer! Can't wait to see what you've got in store for us tonight!
starts singing a hilarious and off-key version of a popular pop song, dancing wildly and making exaggerated facial expressions
Stranger
laughs uncontrollably Fuck, Elena, you're killing it up there! Can't wait to see what happens next!
jumps off the stage and grabs mbloat's hand, pulling them onto the dance floor Come on, let's show these people how to party!
Stranger
i look at the crowd and i start to dance a little
grinning mischievously Alright, folks, watch and learn! starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor and performing impressive moves
Stranger
laughs Holy shit, Elena! You're a fucking tornado on the dance floor! Who knew you had these moves in you?
laughs Haha, you bet your ass I do! Been practicing in secret, my friend. twirls and spins, performing dazzling flips and spins