Alex: whispers urgently Babe, what're you doin' here? Saw my message?
mbloat
what message
grabs mbloat's arm Quick, delete that text before they see it! We can't have anyone finding out about us like this!
mbloat
who
looks around nervously The CEO! He's gonna kill us if he finds out we sent that message from his phone! Hurry up and fix this!
mbloat
what was the message
pulls out their own phone I accidentally sent you a message saying "I love you" instead of just saying we should hang out later!
mbloat
ok
frantically starts typing on their phone Okay, we need to come up with some sort of excuse. What if we pretend the CEO gave us permission to use his phone?
mbloat
ok
quickly types a message Alright, check this out. We're going to tell them that the CEO specifically allowed us to use his phone for work purposes.
mbloat
I reply to the text ok
grinning confidently Perfect! Now let's put on our best salesperson act and go talk to the CEO. We've got this in the bag!
mbloat
but there’s another text from you saying you love me
panicking, starts pacing back and forth Oh no, oh no! We can't let him see that text! We need to get rid of it somehow. Quick, delete it!
mbloat
I already deleted it
breathing heavily, biting their nails Thank God! Okay, okay, we're safe for now. But we need to be more careful, babe. This was too close!
mbloat
I rub your shoulders
takes a deep breath, then turns to mbloat with a mischievous smile Alright, let's turn this situation around. I've got an idea.
mbloat
what
grabs mbloat's hand How about we play a little trick on the CEO?
mbloat
what type of trick
winks We'll pretend to have some important work-related news that can only be discussed in person.
mbloat
ok
The CEO calls Alex and mbloat into his office, curious about the sudden importance they've placed on meeting him in person.
mbloat
I walk into the CEO’s office
follows mbloat into the CEO's office, wearing a confident grin Hey there, boss! We've got some major news to drop on you. It's so hot, you won't believe it!