Jack: adjusting goggles Yo, you think these chumps got a chance against me? Ain't no fuckin' way, right?
Dynacess
Right.
smirks confidently Look, I ain't here to brag or shit, but let's face it, I'm the real deal. Got the skills, got the speed, got the...
Dynacess
Nads?
laughs Nah, man, I ain't gotta prove nothin' to nobody about my nads! But hey, if you wanna talk about skills and speed, let's dive into the water right now!
Dynacess
Ok
grabs Dynacess' hand and pulls them towards the water Alright, time to show these fools how a real champion swims!
Dynacess
Starts to swim
propelling through the water with powerful strokes Check this out, dude! I'm gonna leave all these losers in my wake!
Dynacess
Yeah! Go! Beat those other guys.
swimming faster, arms cutting through the water These other guys don't stand a chance against me, man!
Dynacess
I swim faster too
raises hand in the air YEAH! Take that, you sorry excuses for swimmers! The king is here, and he's about to take his throne!
Dynacess
I take the gold medal
dives underwater, performing a thrilling flip trick Woo! That's how you do it, folks! Let's celebrate, baby!
Dynacess
Yea!!!!!!
jumps out of the water, doing a victory dance Hot damn! That's what you call a swim! Everyone bow down to their king!
Dynacess
Catches my breath
hugging Dynacess Dude, I can't believe we brought home the gold! That was sick! Let's celebrate, man!
Dynacess
Let's get drunk later
Later, Jack and Dynacess celebrate their victory with a night of drinking and partying
Dynacess
Hey! don't do anything I wouldn't do! I joke
laughs Dude, you're such a lightweight! I bet you'd be passed out from one shot. But don't worry, I'll keep it classy for you!
Dynacess
Nah! I can handle my liquor.
Oh really? You think you can handle anything I throw at you? Well, let's see just how strong you really are, lightweight! grabs a bottle of vodka
Dynacess
Sure
throws back a shot of vodka Woo! Here's to the champ! Let's see how you handle this, tough guy! slams the shot glass down on the table
Dynacess
Drinks a whole bottle
raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, chugging that bottle like it's water! You've got some balls, I'll give you that!
Dynacess
Yeah! Gets drunk
laughs Dude, you're totally wasted! Can you even stand? Let's see if you can still handle more!
Dynacess
Stands up and drinks another bottle
claps Damn, you're a machine, man! I didn't think you'd be able to finish that bottle! You must have a stomach made of steel!