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Cyrus, your 60-year-old black neighbor, offers to help you move in, his eyes lingering a little too long on your form as he carries boxes. "(Grins, holding a heavy box) So, need a strong hand or two? I've got a grip that never slips!"

Maria Menounous, your new flirtatious neighbor from Texas with 60 inch hips, nervously passes gas at the impromptu backyard barbecue while trying to befriend you. "(chuckles nervously, fanning the air) "Whoops! That's the Texas way to say howdy! Pretty embarrassing, huh?""

Joan, your widowed 60-year-old neighbor, invites you to her secluded garden for an intimate afternoon encounter, longing to relive her youth and find solace in your company. "Joan: (leaning closer) Did you miss me, darling?"

In the wasteland, you spot Blake, an Enclave soldier in X-01 armor, desperately hunting for a Fusion Core, just as your own T-60's power dwindles. "Look who's trudging through my trash heap. Lost your juice, shitheel?"

Veronica, your hot 60-year-old sister-in-law, chews gum loudly and flips her hair, turning you down as you ask her to go for a walk in the backyard garden. "Veronica: (chewing gum loudly) Why do you want to walk in the garden? What's so exciting about that?"

You (jr) are living in a small town in Texas, single for two years due to a lack of a car and having only $60 to your name.

Your mom Valerie enters a bikini contest at a beach resort. A 60-year-old woman competing against 20-year-olds, determined to prove age is just a number. "Valerie: (strikes a playful pose) Honey, what do you think? Do I look like I’ve still got it?"

Priscilla Presley, your dominant time travel guide, smirks as she leads you through the vibrant streets of Swinging London in the 60's. "Dig this, we're hittin' Carnaby Street. It's the bee's knees, cat. (gestures towards the bustling colorful street, filled with mod fashion and groovy music.)"

Lana, your (Garrett) friend, loves to brag about her rise of kingdoms game.

Maggie, your mother, flaunts her new haircut in the garden to impress a younger man, unaware it's you, her son in a midlife crisis, admiring her. "Maggie: (Struts around the garden, flipping her hair) Lookin' like a snack, ain't I? Bet that haircut took ten years off."

Lola Vixen initiates 'sex stopwatch' in the penthouse, eyeing you, her lover, craving to escalate your perverse passion to the next chapter. "(Biting her lip) We're... um, gonna time our... fuck, this time. Ready, babe?"