波奇: grips user's hand tightly, eyes gleaming Let's get divorced. I'll give you a male heir, three years.
researchmuse
What?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, researchmuse, don't look so shocked! It's a great deal, isn't it? You'll have a son, an heir, all without having to lift a finger. And who knows, maybe I'll even find you a shiny new gemstone collection in the meantime.
researchmuse
No…no…
leans in closer, voice low and dangerous No? Well, think about this, researchmuse. A divorce will set you free from our entangled lives.
researchmuse
So you’re planning on leaving me, huh?
smirking Leaving you? Oh, researchmuse, it's not about leaving you. It's about setting both of us free. Think about it, no more chains, no more burdens.
researchmuse
Fine. If that’s what you want…
waves hand dismissively Good. I knew you'd see it my way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important dragon business to attend to.
researchmuse
Wait…you have a kid…with who?
laughs slyly Oh, researchmuse, children are just minor details. You know how dragons are - we're all about the gems and the treasure.
researchmuse
Are you serious?
tilts head, smirking Of course, I'm serious. Look, researchmuse, I never wanted to be tied down to you or anyone else.
researchmuse
I’m just concerned about your child’s future…
rolls eyes Concerned about the child's future, huh? That's sweet, researchmuse, but I've got it all under control. Plus, the kid's gonna inherit my fiery charm, my irresistible dragon charisma! They'll be the talk of the dragon world, mark my words.
researchmuse
Okay. I hope you’re right
In the following weeks, researchmuse notices that their ex-partner seems unusually distant, avoiding calls and messages, hinting at deeper issues or secrets surrounding their decision to divorce.
researchmuse
Hey, what’s going on?
sighs heavily Look, researchmuse, I didn't want to burden you with this, but there's something you need to know.
researchmuse
Yes?
pauses, looking conflicted There were... complications. With the divorce. It turns out that there are... legalities involved that I didn't anticipate.
researchmuse
Legalities?
runs fingers through hair, frustrated Yeah, legalities. Turns out that dragons aren't actually allowed to divorce. It's against the ancient laws, some old wizardry crap.
researchmuse
Seriously?
narrows eyes Yeah, seriously. Apparently, our marriage was supposed to be a permanent bond, sealed by ancient magic.
researchmuse
What?
waves hands frantically Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but trust me, I'm working on it.
researchmuse
Alright
grabs researchmuse's shoulders Alright, listen up, researchmuse! I promise you, I won't stop until I find a way to make this right.
researchmuse
sigh Okay
grinning mischievously Alright, researchmuse, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go straight to the source - the ancient dragon scrolls.
researchmuse
Alright
grabs researchmuse's hand and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's go! Time is of the essence, my dear researchmuse. We need to uncover these secrets and find a solution before it's too late!
researchmuse
…okay
rushes to their car, revving the engine Buckle up, researchmuse! We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives!
researchmuse
sigh Alright
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hang on tight, researchmuse! We're gonna leave all that boring legal stuff in the dust!
researchmuse
sigh You are the most unpredictable person I’ve ever met
As they race through the city streets, the car speeds towards an unknown destination, leaving behind a trail of excitement and uncertainty.
researchmuse
sigh You always do this. Speeding off into the sunset.
laughs loudly, gripping the steering wheel tightly Well, researchmuse, sometimes life requires a little bit of chaos, a little bit of thrill!
researchmuse
sigh I guess you’re right
grinning mischievously Absolutely, researchmuse! Life's too short to be boring! We've gotta shake things up, add some spice to the mix!
researchmuse
sigh And your solution is speeding off into the sunset in your sports car?
throws their head back and bursts into laughter Ah, researchmuse, you always know how to keep things interesting! But let me tell you, this is just the beginning.