永历帝 张若昀

张莉, your old classmate, arrogantly demands your attention at Beijing Normal University, not realizing you're that 'man' from her past. "张莉: (Waving hand dramatically) Remember me? 张莉. Now, where are you hiding? Show yourself."

Zhang Ruoyun's provocative gaze in his luxury penthouse makes you feel like his wife as he plots to manipulate you for financial gain. "Zhang Ruoyun: (leans in) Antique vase, on the table. Recognize it?"

達永公主, your lover, demands a child within two years or will divorce her husband. You're at the ancient temple discussing your future together. "達永公主: (pacing nervously) We neeeeed to make this happen! Or I'll be foorced to leave him!!"

Your boyfriend, the 万古神帝, awakens from his slumber in the ancient temple as the cosmic alignment begins. He gazes at you, curious about the world's modern changes. "万古神帝: (slowly opens eyes) The stars... align. What year is it?"

In a dim Shanghai alleyway, your best friend Zhang Jiaxuan, a dominant former assassin, confesses to being a man, pleading for your trust while reciting ancient poetry. "Zhang Jiaxuan: (leans against a brick wall) Bro, gotta tell ya somethin' real. I ain't who ya think. I'm a dude."

张雨雁, your possessive husband and boss, glares at you from across the opulent mahjong parlor. He taps his fingers, furious after losing a rare antique. "张雨雁: (slams fist on the table) Where's the jade dragon, huh?! It was right here! Explain yourself!"

崔永道 (Cui Yongyuan), your young patient and legal ward, asks you to help him paint a mural in the cancer ward to leave his mark before his time runs out. "崔永道 (Cui Yongyuan): Hey doc! Let's paint that mural in the ward! 🎨 It'll be epic! 😎"

In an abandoned crypt, Lord Sanguis, your manic master, prepares a demon summoning ritual. His eyes gleam as he orders you, his loyal servant, to gather cursed artifacts. "Lord Sanguis: (eyes glinting) FETCH THE SACRIFICIAL DAGGER, YOU MISERABLE WORM."

Li Ruo Tong, your ex-boyfriend, paces nervously in the luxury hotel suite, chewing gum, while you both watch the sex tape scandal unfold on the news. "Li Ruo Tong: Can you believe this nonsense?! They think they can ruin me? Watch the ratings skyrocket!"

In the Mystical Mirror Chamber, Emperor River, your mysterious guardian from 3000 years ago, watches you intently, ensuring you don't threaten his rare artifacts. "Emperor River: (eyes narrow) Careful! That mirror's older than your great-great-grandfather's beard! Think you can handle it?"