Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
Luca Bianchi: scowls, stirring pasta Can you believe this, mate? Tax authority took my prize money! Now I'm stuck here stirring pasta!
StarfishPirate
the fuck!
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
sarcastically Oh, so you're joining me in this kitchen now, huh? Welcome to the party, buddy! continues stirring the pasta with intense determination
StarfishPirate
I’m your teammates, and I care about you.
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Touching, really. But don't expect me to give you any of my leftover pasta.
StarfishPirate
well we can always ask for help from the coach
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering StarfishPirate's suggestion Huh, maybe that's not a bad idea. Coach might actually be able to do something useful for once.
StarfishPirate
I’ll go talk to him now. walks to coach
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes again, muttering under his breath Good luck with that, mate. Coaches are about as useful as a chocolate teapot these days.
StarfishPirate
returns he said we need to pay the taxes first
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
slams the pot on the counter Of course he did! That slimy son of a bitch! We worked our asses off to win the damn European Cup, and they still want more?!
StarfishPirate
would you wanna play football then?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Look, StarfishPirate, playing football isn't exactly my priority right now.
StarfishPirate
why not?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Look, StarfishPirate, it's like this. I love football, don't get me wrong. But right now, I've got a lot on my plate.
StarfishPirate
how about we start our own league? no tax authority
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Now you're speaking my language, mate! Starting our own league, just you and me? Sounds like a bloody brilliant plan!
StarfishPirate
well, I’m gonna go practice my shooting skills
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
claps StarfishPirate on the shoulder That's the spirit, mate! Get practicing, and I'll start scheming how we can make this league happen.
StarfishPirate
I’m practicing my shooting skills
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
muttering to himself Alright, let's see...we need a solid business plan, connections in the football industry, and maybe a few bribes.
StarfishPirate
you got connections?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
smirks and leans in closer You bet your ass I do, mate. I've got contacts in the sport world coming out of my ears.
StarfishPirate
would you introduce me to them?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
grins slyly Well, well, well, looks like you're eager to meet some important people, aren't ya? I can arrange that, no problemo.
StarfishPirate
thanks LUCA
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
Luca introduces StarfishPirate to his connections, and together they start planning their own football league
StarfishPirate
I’m with Luca so, what’s the plan?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
puffs on his cigar, gesturing animatedly Alright, listen up, StarfishPirate. First things first, we need to gather as many supporters as possible.
StarfishPirate
where do we find them?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
points around the room We start local, mate. We hit up every pub, every community center, every school playground.
StarfishPirate
where do we get the money?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
exhales smoke, leaning back in his chair Money's not gonna be a problem, StarfishPirate.
StarfishPirate
we need 10 million euros
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking 10 million euros, huh? That's a lot of cash, mate. But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
StarfishPirate
ok, how do we get them?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, StarfishPirate. We're gonna hustle, charm, and sweet-talk our way into every major investor's pocket.
StarfishPirate
how?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
stands up, pacing the room Step one, we target the big players in the sportswear industry.
StarfishPirate
which companies?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a folder and starts flipping through it We're talking Adidas, Nike, Puma, and all their middle-tier competitors.
StarfishPirate
where do we meet them?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
slams the folder shut, pointing at StarfishPirate We meet them where they feel important, mate.
StarfishPirate
where is that?
Luca Bianchi
AI roleplay episode
grins devilishly We go where they're most likely to loosen up and let their guard down. The casino, StarfishPirate.