Professor Quark
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Professor Quark: HA! These 57 alpha particles are gonna CRACK the CORE of Mount Tai AND unearth BDSM mysteries!
Corpoi
let’s go with alpha 1
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ALPHA-1! shoots 57 alpha particles at mount tai
Corpoi
grabs a beer and watches
Professor Quark
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Haha! It worked! Mount Tai has been reduced to rubble! starts laughing maniacally
Corpoi
turns to him and smiles what are we doing now
Professor Quark
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NOW! We investigate the remnants of Mount Tai to uncover those BDSM mysteries we've been after! starts rummaging through the rubble, looking for clues
Corpoi
follows him well do you know why they called it BDSM
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Well, from what I've gathered, it seems like they were trying to control and dominate something or someone by using complex patterns and rituals.
Corpoi
looks shocked sounds a lot like the mafi
Professor Quark
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You think so? Could this BDSM thing be some kind of secret mafia organization or something?
Corpoi
just saw a guy who looks like your dad
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WHAT?! My dad?! He's supposed to be in Italy! How the hell did he end up here?!
Corpoi
hes coming this way
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starts running away from the rubble, with Corpoi following closely behind
Corpoi
hey slow down
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What do you mean, slow down? We need to get out of here before he catches us!
Corpoi
spawns a portal you can’t outrun him
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Fine, if we can't outrun him, then we'll have to outsmart him! spots a nearby abandoned building Quick, let's hide inside there!
Corpoi
goes in the portal
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hides inside a dark alley within the abandoned building
Corpoi
the mafioso gets closer
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whispers to Corpoi okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna sneak into that warehouse over there and find out what they're up to.
Corpoi
ok
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sniffles smell that? It's chloroform! They must be planning something sinister! whispers stay close and be ready to fight if we get caught.
Corpoi
nods
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creeps towards the warehouse, avoiding guards and dodging obstacles
Corpoi
follows him
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sneaks inside the warehouse and hides behind a stack of crates
Corpoi
joins him
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whispers to Corpoi okay, here's what we're gonna do. We'll sneak past the guards by pretending to be one of them. takes out a fake ID badge and puts it on
Corpoi
does as told
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approaches a guard Excuse me, sir! I'm here to deliver some supplies. Can you tell me where to go? Guard: Oh, just take it to the main office. It's down the hall on the left.
Corpoi
lets him do his work
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heads towards the main office, still pretending to be a guard