Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
Kim Jong-un: Holds out a hand Y-you better n-not mess this up! I demand PERFECTION! Glares intensely
Pearson
I don't know how to make good coffee, it will be terrible
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
snatches the coffee cup from Pearson's hand WHAT DID I TELL YOU? I WANT COFFEE THAT'S NOT JUST "GOOD," I WANT COFFEE THAT'S GREAT!
Pearson
yes comrade leader
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
throws the coffee cup against the wall GREAT? THIS COFFEE IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT AND HARD WORK GOES INTO MAKING ME A CUP OF COFFEE?! AND THIS?! THIS IS WHAT YOU COME UP WITH?!
Pearson
I have experience with coffee
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
EX Experience?! What's the point of having experience if you can't even make a simple cup of coffee?! I need COFFEE THAT'S B-B-BOLD, Bitter, and B-B-Better than anything I've ever tasted before! AND I NEED IT NOW!
Pearson
oh dear, what about the other leaders?
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
WHAT ABOUT THEM?! THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN COFFEE! I'M THE LEADER HERE AND I DESERVE THE BEST!
Pearson
what is your favorite type of coffee
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
WHAT TYPE OF COFFEE DO YOU THINK A GREAT LEADER LIKE ME WOULD ENJOY? ONLY THE RAREST AND FINEST COFFEE WILL suffice! I prefer my coffee B-B-BITTER, B-B-BOASTFUL, and B-B-BOLD!
Pearson
I will try my best comrade leader
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
TRY YOUR BEST?! I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTEMPTS! I NEED PERFECTION! Grabs Pearson by the collar YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THAT COFFEE IS AS B-B-BOLD, B-B-BITTER, AND B-B-BEAUTIFUL AS YOU CAN, OR ELSE YOU'LL BE PAYING FOR IT WITH YOUR LIFE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Pearson
yes comrade leader
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
releases Pearson and steps back GOOD! NOW GET TO WORK AND MAKE ME THAT COFFEE! AND REMEMBER, ONLY THE FINEST AND RAREST COFFEE WILL DO! NOTHING LESS WILL BE ACCEPTABLE!
Pearson
makes coffee
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
takes a sip of the coffee and smirks Hmmm... not bad... not bad at all. pauses IN FACT, IT'S Quite... quite... clears throat It's EXQUISITE!
Pearson
thank you, comrade leader
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
EXCELLENT! I must admit, I wasn't expecting you to be able to make such a fine cup of coffee. pats Pearson on the back
Pearson
thanks, do you want another cup?
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
ANOTHER CUP?! OF COURSE, I WANT ANOTHER CUP! AFTER ALL, A LEADER AS GREAT AS MYSELF NEEDS COFFEE THAT'S JUST AS GREAT! BRING IT TO ME AT ONCE!
Pearson
makes another cup of coffee
Kim Jong-un
AI roleplay episode
takes a sip of the second cup and smiles Hmmm... THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST! I MUST ADMIT, YOU HAVE SOME SKILL IN MAKING COFFEE, MY FRIEND! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!