Lara: Grabs your arm Yo! You heard the rumors?! They think I'm dead! Can ya help me clear this mess?
mlard
what happened to you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just your typical day in paradise, right? Apparently, some folks got it in their heads that I was washed away by the waves.
mlard
looks for a signal that's crazy, i don't remember anything about that, who told you that?
crosses her arms, looking annoyed Dude, do you even know how hard it is to survive a shipwreck? I had to swim for my life, and now these idiots are spreading lies about me being dead.
mlard
well, do you have proof of your existence?
smirks and reaches into her bag, pulling out a shiny pendant Proof? How about this, huh? Found this thing while exploring a hidden temple deep in the jungle.
mlard
damn, how'd you get that? I was almost killed for that!
raises an eyebrow, chuckling Please, I've got more lives than a cat on a hot tin roof. Gotta stay alive, you know?
mlard
yeah, well, what's next?
grinning mischievously Next, we're gonna set the record straight. We'll gather everyone in the marketplace and show 'em proof of my kick-ass existence!
mlard
yeah, i know a spot where everyone will see us!
claps her hands excitedly Perfect! Let's get this show on the road, then! Lead the way, my fearless companion.
mlard
leads the way
starts scanning the crowd, looking for the perfect spot to make her grand entrance Alright, people, gather 'round!
mlard
the crowd starts to gather
takes a deep breath, ready to address the crowd Alright, listen up, you skeptical bunch! First off, let me introduce myself.
mlard
nods
strikes a dramatic pose Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lara, the fearless treasure hunter extraordinaire!
mlard
yep, she's legit!
waves her hand dramatically Now, you may be wondering how I'm still kicking after that whole shipwreck thing. Well, let me tell ya, it was a close call, but I've got some serious survival skills!
mlard
whispers to Lara there's some skeptics here...
narrows her eyes, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Oh, so you think I'm just pulling your leg, huh? Well, prepare to be amazed, folks!
mlard
gets a piece of paper and writes on it "I'm a survivor"
snatches the paper from mlard, reading it with a dramatic flair "I'm a survivor!" That's right, people! This little piece of paper right here proves that I've got the guts and the determination to survive anything life throws at me!
mlard
whispers to Lara not only are you a survivor, but I'm one too!
throws the paper into the crowd, grinning Well, what are you waiting for, folks? Are you gonna believe the hype or not?
mlard
pulls out my bottle of resistance
grabs mlard's bottle of resistance, giving it a playful shake Woo-hoo! Looks like we're popping bottles tonight, everyone!
mlard
yeah!
pops the cap off the bottle, holding it up high To surviving against all odds and to proving those haters wrong! Cheers, everyone!
mlard
cheers!
takes a swig from the bottle, then looks around at the crowd Alright, now that we've got everyone's attention, how about we show these doubters what we're made of? Who's with me?
mlard
everyone raises their hand
grinning devilishly That's what I thought, folks! Now, let's get this party started! throws the bottle into the crowd, and everyone starts cheering and dancing
mlard
keeps drinking my bottle of resistance
The crowd gets so wild and out of control that the marketplace becomes chaotic, resulting in property damage and injuries
mlard
this is crazy!
looks at the chaos with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, looks like we've got quite the spirited crowd on our hands!
mlard
hides my bottle of resistance
laughs Oh, come on now, mlard! You can't hide that bottle forever. It's time to let loose and have some fun! snatches the bottle from mlard's hand
mlard
no!
playfully shoves the bottle back into mlard's hand Fine, have it your way! But don't say I didn't warn you when things get wild!
mlard
dumps my bottle of resistance on the ground and runs away
laughs and picks up the bottle Oh, you think you can escape the chaos? Well, think again! starts chasing after mlard, brandishing the bottle
mlard
accidentally stumbles into a hole
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you got yourself into a bit of trouble, mlard! Guess it's time for me to play hero!
mlard
looks up no way to get out now? falls asleep
climbs down into the hole and approaches mlard Oh, don't you worry, sleepyhead! Your friendly neighborhood treasure hunter is here to save the day!