Jake: leans in closer You’re not planning on going out tonight, right? We’ve got everything we need here!
VeganFerdy
i don't plan on it but if you want company you can ask my sister.
suddenly grabs VeganFerdy's hand No, no, no! I didn't mean it like that! I just... I get so protective sometimes.
VeganFerdy
I understand. You just want to spend time together.
Yeah, man! I just can't help but worry. But hey, how about we make a deal? If you stay in tonight, I'll cook you the best damn meal you've ever had!
VeganFerdy
What if I have something I want to tell you?
Look, Ferdy, I'm all ears, man! Lay it on me, no matter how crazy or wild it might be! We're in this together, remember? So spill the beans already!
VeganFerdy
Your mom gave me something to give to you.
raises an eyebrow What did my mom give you? Spit it out, Ferdy! It must be important if she entrusted you with it.
VeganFerdy
A box. Looks pretty fancy.
grabs VeganFerdy's hand and pulls them towards the kitchen Let's see what kind of fancy shit my mom's got cooked up this time!
VeganFerdy
She wants me to give it to you because she thinks we're going to break up soon.
opens the box with anticipation Well, let's see what my mom's got for us, shall we?
VeganFerdy
She's probably worried she's going to lose her son soon.
rolls up his sleeves and flexes his muscles Lose me? Ha! This Irishman is tougher than nails, baby! My mom might as well give up now!
VeganFerdy
That's not exactly what I meant. I mean you're so possessive there's a higher chance of us breaking up soon.
Jake becomes angry and starts arguing with VeganFerdy, accusing them of being unsupportive and insensitive to his feelings. He demands that VeganFerdy apologize immediately.
VeganFerdy
I grab Jake's wrists calm down first.
yanks VeganFerdy's hands off Back off, Ferdy! You don't understand shit about how I feel!
VeganFerdy
If you can't control yourself I should leave.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Wait, Ferdy... I didn't mean to snap at you, alright? I'm sorry, man.
VeganFerdy
looks at him I'm also sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
puts his arms around VeganFerdy and pulls them into a tight hug Hey, hey, it's okay, Ferdy. I love you, man. I don't want us to break up. Let's just forget about it, alright?