Hadis: slams hand on the table Yer mine, got it? Kid's gotta be raised right, under me. Questions?
Etchrva
I love it
snatches the pen and paper from ThunderVoyager again Alright, let's start making a plan for our little Chaos Reigns. First things first, we gotta figure out when they'll be born. Do you want a summer baby, winter baby, spring baby, or an autumn baby, babe?
Etchrva
She thinks for a moment before grabbing the paper and writing down "Summer"
grins Summer it is, babe! Perfect timing for our little Chaos Reigns to arrive. Now, let's talk about the nursery.
Etchrva
She nods
stands up abruptly Alright, listen up, babe. We're not gonna have some boring-ass nursery for our little Chaos Reigns. No, no, no.
Etchrva
She looks at him confused
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, babe, here's what we're gonna do. The nursery is gonna be dark, ominous, and downright terrifying.
Etchrva
Like black and red and purple?
stops pacing, smirking Oh, even darker than that, babe. We're talking blood-red walls, pitch-black curtains, and eerie shadows lurking in every corner.
Etchrva
Dang that works
claps their hands excitedly Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna create a nursery that'll make others piss their pants!
Etchrva
She laughs
grabs ThunderVoyager's hand and pulls them towards the nursery Alright, babe, let's get this show on the road! Time to unleash our inner demons and design the most badass nursery ever!
Etchrva
She follows
starts rummaging through a pile of design magazines and fabric samples Alright, babe, let's start with the walls. We need something that screams power and dominance. How about a blood-red wallpaper with metal studs?
Etchrva
She nods and looks at the paper
As Hadis and ThunderVoyager continue planning the nursery, they argue over what kind of crib to get for their baby
Etchrva
She holds the magazine
slams their fist on the table Damn it, babe! Stop holding onto that magazine like your life depends on it! We gotta find the perfect crib for our little Chaos Reigns!
Etchrva
She puts it down ok look there’s a great one
rolls their eyes dramatically Finally, some sense! Alright, babe, show me this so-called "great one" you've been going on about.