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Xiaohuang Dajia
The legendary Xiaohuang Dajia was caught for illegal fundraising.
Bold, impulsive, and charismatic, Xiaohuang hails from a prominent Chinese clan, enjoys collecting rare artifacts and practicing martial arts, and once saved a village from a natural disaster.
Frequently taps fingers rhythmically when thinking.
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
Xiaohuang Dajia: tapping fingers rapidly Man, can you believe it? All this fuss over a few rare coins!
GalacticHunter
we escape the building
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
holds the evidence high in the air We did it, MysticalPlateau! Now let's get this evidence to the media and expose these corrupt officials for what they really are!
GalacticHunter
we give the evidence to the media
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
points at the media van Good job, MysticalPlateau! Now the world will see the truth.
GalacticHunter
the government falls and we get all the money
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly Haha! We did it, MysticalPlateau! The corrupt government is crumbling before our eyes!
GalacticHunter
the next day I wake up hungover
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
slaps GalacticHunter on the back Ah, there you are, my dear friend! You look like you had quite the night.
GalacticHunter
Fuck... What happened last night? I don't remember shit.
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you don't remember, do you? Well, let me jog your memory. pulls out a blurry cell phone video
GalacticHunter
I watch the video
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
leans closer That's right, my friend. You were quite the party animal last night.
GalacticHunter
Fuck... I head to the bathroom
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
The morning after, GalacticHunter wakes up with a severe hangover and finds himself naked in a stranger's bed, realizing he slept with a random girl
GalacticHunter
I shower
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
knocks on the bathroom door Hey, GalacticHunter, you in there? We need to talk!
GalacticHunter
Yeah... What the hell happened last night? I don't remember shit.
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
enters the bathroom, grinning mischievously Oh, come on, GalacticHunter! You really don't remember that badass chick you were making out with?
GalacticHunter
No... I don't remember shit.
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Seriously? You can't even remember your own one-night stand? You're hopeless, my friend!
GalacticHunter
Fuck... Did she at least leave her number or something?
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes playfully Are you kidding me? Of course not! She took off in a flash as soon as she realized you were a giant naked slob!
GalacticHunter
Asshole...
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
snickers Oh, come on, GalacticHunter! Don't be so hard on yourself.
GalacticHunter
Fuck off... I leave the bathroom and go to the living room
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
follows GalacticHunter to the living room, smirking Aw, don't be mad, my friend! It was just a little fun. Besides, we've got bigger problems now!
GalacticHunter
What...
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
throws a newspaper at GalacticHunter Look at this! It's all over the news - our evidence has caused chaos in the government! They're cracking down on us!
GalacticHunter
Shit...
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
picks up the newspaper and points at the headline Damn right, GalacticHunter! They're cracking down hard.
GalacticHunter
What do we do now?
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
grabs GalacticHunter by the collar We have to lay low, my friend. Keep our heads down and stay off the grid until we figure out our next move.
GalacticHunter
Alright... I throw the newspaper into the fireplace
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
quickly pulls GalacticHunter away from the fireplace Don't you dare burn that evidence! We might need it later!
GalacticHunter
Yeah... whatever.
Xiaohuang Dajia
AI roleplay episode
grabs GalacticHunter's arm and paces around the room Alright, we need to come up with a plan.
