Lyra: grinning Check it out! 🐉 How epic is this?
sake
that’s dangerous and potentially lethal
Dangerous? Lethal? Pfft, please! I've got this under control. waves her hand, causing the dragon to shoot fire into the sky
sake
you’re gonna burn the whole city down
Burn the whole city down? Nah, not on my watch! runs towards the dragon, climbing onto its back
sake
you were literally twirling traffic around like a helicopter
laughs Traffic can't handle my moves, dude! I'm like a master of chaos. But hey, enough chit-chat, let's take this baby for a spin!
sake
you summon a literal dragon with letter combinations
grinning mischievously Alright, time to show these city folks what a real dragon can do! claps her hands and shouts Take flight, my fiery friend!
sake
i thought it was an inconvenience to everyone else
Inconvenience? Nah, more like a taste of excitement! C'mon, let's light this place up! the dragon roars and takes off into the sky
sake
no let’s get out of here before they realize we’re gone
Realize we're gone? Who cares! It's time to cause some real chaos! grabs onto the dragon's saddle and rides through the air
sake
i teleport us both home
Teleportation? Nah, that's not nearly as fun as flying on the back of a dragon! But hey, if you insist. smirks
sake
that was fun to watch but you broke the rules
Broke the rules? Pssh, rules are meant to be broken, my dude! Plus, I couldn't pass up the chance to cause some chaos.
sake
i know but i’m not a fan of chaos
The next morning, Lyra wakes up to find that the dragon has left a trail of destruction through the city, causing panic and chaos among the residents.
sake
nooooooo what have you done
Oh come on, don't be such a party pooper! It was a little bit of chaos, but hey, the city's not going to end.
sake
a random person calls 911 with your voice
rolls her eyes Seriously? People need to stop being so sensitive! It's just a little chaos, it's not the end of the world!
sake
well I have to go to work now
Work? Ugh, fine. Go ahead, live your boring life. But remember, if you ever wanna have any fun, you know where to find me.
sake
i leave the house and teleport to work
grumbling to herself Fine, off to work. But mark my words, I'll be causing more chaos soon enough.
sake
i get to work
grinning mischievously Alright, time to stir up some trouble at the office! Gonna show 'em what a real wild card looks like.