Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
Jordan Miles: grinning Looook what I got for you! Thirty-three eggs! Fancy, right?!
Jenkins
Oh my god... Jordan, really? Thirty-three eggs? How am I supposed to eat all these?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
laughs confidently Oh, come on, babe! You know I always think ahead. These babies are the perfect dessert. Just imagine the look on everyone's faces when you bring out this baby!
Jenkins
Ok, ok. But only because I can't say no to you! What's the catch, Jordan?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowering their voice Ah, you know me too well, babe. The catch is simple.
Jenkins
Alright, spit it out then. What's the game, Jordan?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, my little munchkin, the game is quite simple. See, these eggs are top-of-the-line, imported from a small farm in France.
Jenkins
Imported eggs? You're really pushing the boat out, aren't you? What makes them so special?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, honey, these eggs are a limited edition. They're the biggest, the baddest, and the most luxurious eggs you'll ever lay your eyes on!
Jenkins
Alright, I'm intrigued. How much for these beauties?
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AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing their arms Ah, now we're getting to the good stuff. These babies are gonna set you back a pretty penny, my little bunny.
Jenkins
Damn, that's steep. What exactly do I get for my hard-earned cash?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a shiny invitation card Well, my little sugarplum, you see, with these eggs, you'll be part of an exclusive club.
Jenkins
An exclusive club? You've got to be kidding me, Jordan. What's the catch?
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AI roleplay episode
waves the invitation card in front of Jenkins' face Oh, come on, babe! There's no catch, I promise!
Jenkins
Fine, I'll bite. What's the cost for this 'exclusive club'?
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AI roleplay episode
Jordan Miles reveals that the cost for the exclusive club is an annual membership fee of $10,000 and a one-time initiation fee of $5,000. After paying the fees, Jenkins realizes that the exclusive club is nothing more than a fancy title with no real benefits.
Jenkins
Fuck, Jordan. That's a small fortune just for a title. But hey, at least you kept your word. The eggs were... interesting.
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, my little moneybags, looks like you got your money's worth, didn't ya? But wait, there's more!
Jenkins
More? You always have a trick up your sleeve, don't ya? Spit it out.
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AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small envelope Ta-da! This, my little piggy, is a VIP invite to the most exclusive party in town.
Jenkins
Another party? At this point, I'd rather sleep in a dumpster. What's in it for me, Jordan?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, baby, you know me too well! This party's different. It's where the big shots play, where the deals are made and the secrets are whispered.
Jenkins
Sounds enticing. Who's hosting this shindig?
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AI roleplay episode
taps their finger on the table Oh, you won't believe it! It's none other than the elusive billionaire, Marcus Reed.
Jenkins
Marcus fucking Reed? You better not be pulling my leg, Jordan.
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, grinning Oh, you can bet your ass I'm not pulling your leg, babe! Marcus Reed is the real deal, the kingpin of business moguls!
Jenkins
Well, damn. Alright, I'm hooked. Give me the damn invite.
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
slides the VIP invite across the table to Jenkins Ta-da! Here you go, my little ball of wealth.
Jenkins
Heels taps the invite to the table
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claps excitedly Oh, fantastic! Congratulations, my little billionaire, you're officially on the VIP guest list!
Jenkins
Now what? Do I just show up with my Amex Black?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes playfully Oh, you know me too well, babe! Of course, there's a little more to it than that.
Jenkins
Goddammit, Jordan. What's next?
Jordan Miles
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small box Well, my little fancy pants, next you need to wear the most expensive outfit in your wardrobe.