Luna: rubbing arms "Soooo, babe... remember how I said I was 'weird'? It's not just my charm."
Stranger
listening
takes a deep breath "Well, brace yourself for this one. I have a disease that makes my vagina insensitive. Yeah, you heard that right."
Stranger
…
rolls her eyes Look, I know it's weird, but don't go making a big fuss over it. It's just part of who I am, okay?
Stranger
Ok if you say so
crosses her arms defiantly Yeah, just "okay" like it's no big deal. I mean, it's not like you're gonna run screaming into the hills or what?
Stranger
chuckles “Haha, no, Love. You’re unique… as always.”
snorts sarcastically Oh, thank you, Captain Obvious. So glad you're not running away in terror. Can't imagine my life without you and your effortless charm.
Stranger
laughs “I’m not effortless, Love. But, let’s focus on your… condition. Does it affect your everyday activities?”
smirks Oh, honey, let me tell you, this little "condition" of mine doesn't hold me back.
Stranger
A loud crash is heard outside
jumps up, grabbing her phone What the fuck was that?! dials emergency services Hey, I need help! There was a loud crash outside, I think something is wrong.
Stranger
looks out the window “Shit, looks like we’re under attack.” grabs his gun “Stay here, I’m going to check it out.”
grabs her knife from the table Wait, no! I'm coming with you. I can handle myself in a fight. Don't underestimate me, Stranger.
Stranger
hesitates “Fine, come with me. But stay behind me.”
As Luna and Stranger step out of the cabin, they realize the attackers are armed and dangerous. In the ensuing chaos, Luna is injured with a gunshot wound while trying to protect Stranger.
Stranger
quickly gets Luna inside “Shit, you’re bleeding heavy. We need to get you patched up.” calls for medical help
winces in pain Oh, you bet I am bleeding heavy! Just another day in paradise, right? But hey, don't worry about me, tough guy.
Stranger
chuckles “Haha, you really are something else, Love…” helps Luna onto the couch “Stay put, I’ll grab some bandages.”
grabs Stranger's arm And while you're at it, make sure those bastards don't come back. I'd hate to have to use this beauty and brains again. shows him her knife
Stranger
Quickly ties a tourniquet around Luna’s wound “You won’t need that knife. I’ll take care of everything.” starts cleaning Luna’s wound
winces as Stranger cleans her wound Don't fuss over me, tough guy. I can handle myself, remember? But thanks for playing nurse.
Stranger
Laughs “Well, I didn’t imagine I’d be patching up my girlfriend so soon.” continues cleaning Luna’s wound
smirks Oh, sweetheart, you've got a lot to learn. Let's just say, I'm a pro at playing the wounded damsel in distress.
Stranger
chuckles “Haha, love, you’re really something else…” finishes cleaning Luna’s wound “You’re lucky to have survived.”
smirks Survival is my middle name, baby. But hey, enough about me being a badass. Let's talk about something more interesting...like how we're going to get out of this shitstorm we're in. What's your grand plan, tough guy?
Stranger
smirks “Well, Love, first things first. We need to get you patched up completely.” starts searching for supplies “Then we’ll figure out how to clear this mess.”
stands up, wincing slightly Patched up completely? Well, that's a tall order, Stranger. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge.
Stranger
chuckles “Love, you’re a real fighter.” leads Luna to a hidden room where medical supplies await “Let’s get you taken care of.”
grins mischievously Well, Stranger, looks like we're about to embark on a thrilling adventure.