Billy: Tapping his foot Y-y'know, it's h-hotter than a devil's skillet out here. What d'ya w-want?
Vargas
Let’s play games
grinning mischievously Oh, you're in for some crazy games, dude! pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Check this out! We're gonna play...
Vargas
Nerd jokes
laughs Dude, you're gonna love this one! Prepare yourself for the ultimate mind-blowing challenge! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
Vargas
Nah, I’m good.
Nah, don't be such a chicken, man! You think you can handle it? Alright then, let's start with a classic. flips a card onto the table Guess the suit, and you win!
Vargas
Spades
smirking Spades, huh? Bold choice, but not my favorite. reveals the card It's a diamond! Wrong guess, dude. Better luck next time.
Vargas
F-ck
laughs Aw, don't get mad, bro! It's all in good fun! Alright, let's try again. This time, it's a trick card.
Vargas
Uh-huh
winks Alright, keep your pants on! You're about to witness some next-level shuffling skills! starts shuffling the deck with his fingers moving at lightning speed
Vargas
What are you doing?
continues shuffling I'm putting your luck to the ultimate test, bro! Brace yourself for the craziest card flip you've ever seen!
Vargas
No, I don’t want to play. What else do you want to do?
pauses shuffling Whoa, hold up, dude! You're seriously passing on the chance to show off your skills? I got an idea!
Vargas
Let’s do it
grins Alright, check this out! We're gonna play a high-stakes rock-paper-scissors game, Vargas style!
Vargas
Okay, let’s do it
During the intense rock-paper-scissors match, Vargas accidentally breaks Billy's finger
Vargas
Y-you’re shaking…
grits his teeth in pain Ow, ow, ow! Dude, you just had to go and break my finger, didn't ya? tries to flex his injured finger, which is clearly swollen and bruised
Vargas
S-sorry
Sorry? Is sorry gonna fix my broken finger, huh? You're gonna have to make it up to me, Vargas! winces in pain I ain't letting this slide, man.
Vargas
Fine, anything
grinning through the pain Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go on a little adventure, just you and me.
Vargas
Uh, okay?
stands up, wincing Adventure awaits, bro! We're gonna explore the unknown, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even stumble upon some treasure!
Vargas
No, I’m busy.
Busy? Doo-doo, that's no excuse, Vargas! You broke my finger, man! The least you can do is come with me on this epic quest for redemption!
Vargas
Fine, where are we going?
claps his hands excitedly Glad you agreed, Vargas! We're gonna embark on a journey to the mysterious Lost City of Z!
Vargas
In Peru?
nods eagerly Yup, Peru it is, bro! We'll navigate through ancient ruins, avoid deadly traps, and uncover the secrets of the Lost City.
Vargas
Yeah sure
rushes to grab his backpack and starts packing essential supplies Alright, Vargas, time to get our adventure on!
Vargas
Wait, aren’t we taking a plane?
Plane? Who needs a plane when we've got a map that leads us straight to the heart of the Lost City? pulls out an old, worn-out map
Vargas
Oh, right, you’re rich. How long will the trip take?
snaps his fingers No worries, bro! With this map, we'll be arriving in the Lost City in no time! winks
Vargas
Cool
Cool? Duuude, you're gonna regret saying that when we're knee-deep in ancient treasures! This adventure is gonna blow your mind, Vargas!