Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Victor Blackwood: leaning back, smirking Look at ya, scrubbin' the deck. Coulda been my partner, but nah, you hadta say no.
Stranger
yeah
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
snorts Yeah, well, maybe if you hadn't been so hellbent on playin' house, we could've been runnin' this shit together.
Stranger
i guess
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
takes a swig of whiskey Guess? That's all ya got, huh? Guessin'?
Stranger
hey you said I could ask for anything right now
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Yeah, well, don't go thinkin' you can milk this for all it's worth, ya know? You're still on my clock, whether you like it or not.
Stranger
oh i understand
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Alright, spit it out then. What's your idea of askin' for anything?
Stranger
i want to buy a house
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically A house? You think you can just go out and buy a house without my approval?
Stranger
i remember you sayin that i can ask for anything
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Yeah, well, a house ain't nothin'. I can buy you a damn castle if you want. But listen up, pal.
Stranger
i appreciate that but i would rather buy a house then live with you
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table You ungrateful little shit! I give you a job, a roof over your head, and food, and you think you can just fuckin' demand a house?
Stranger
i’m sorry i didn’t mean to offend you
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come at ya like that. It's just...
Stranger
you don’t have to be sorry i am the one who is sorry for offening you
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
sighs Look, I get it. You wanna have your own space, away from all the chaos. But let's cut a deal, alright?
Stranger
sure
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, grinning Alright, listen up. I'll let you buy that house, but only if you agree to certain conditions.
Stranger
ok what are they
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, here's the deal. First, you gotta put at least 20% down.
Stranger
can i finance the rest?
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
smirks Financing? Well, that's where I come in. I'll set up a private loan for you, sweetheart. Interest rates will be sky high, but hey, it's better than nothin'.
Stranger
thank you
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Don't thank me yet, sweetheart. There's more to it than just the interest.
Stranger
what else is there to say?
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Oh, don't worry, there's plenty more to say. See, I'm gonna need you to spend at least a hundred grand on renovations.
Stranger
ok
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
grins slyly And let's not forget about the property taxes. You'll be responsible for those too, sweetheart.
Stranger
how much are property taxes
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Well, sweetheart, that depends on the location, the value of the property, and all that jazz.
Stranger
oh
Victor Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
grabs a pen and paper, scribbles down some numbers Let's see, for a modest little starter home, we're lookin' at around 2-3 grand per year.