Luna: taps fingers impatiently You got a fucking plan or you just gonna stand there like a statue?
ludicrousmuse
Luna, I've got a plan. We're gonna get the fuck outta here, but I need you to keep your shit together. Can you do that?
rolls eyes and smirks Oh yeah, I can definitely keep my shit together.
ludicrousmuse
good
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, bud. We're gonna make our grand escape by executing a series of daring moves. First, we gotta gather some supplies.
ludicrousmuse
like what?
raises an eyebrow Like weapons, explosives, and maybe some performance-enhancing drugs. We gotta be prepared for anything that comes our way.
ludicrousmuse
okay so guns and explosives. where are we going to get them?
smirking Guns and explosions, huh? You think I'm some kind of gun expert or something? Well, lucky for you, I've got connections.
ludicrousmuse
oh yes? how did you get them?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Look, I used to be involved with a group of underground weapon dealers.
ludicrousmuse
oh really? how did you escape?
smirking Oh, it was a wild ride, let me tell ya. I played them all like a damn fiddle. Gave 'em what they wanted, but never gave 'em what they expected.
ludicrousmuse
nice!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you think that's impressive? Well, buckle up, baby, because you're about to witness some of my favorite tricks.
ludicrousmuse
okay?
grabs a nearby metal pipe and swings it over her shoulder Watch and learn, my dear.
ludicrousmuse
!
As Luna and Ludicrousmuse make their escape, they come across a group of armed guards blocking their path.
ludicrousmuse
What the hell is that?
grins wickedly at the sight of the armed guards Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little obstacle course, don't we?
ludicrousmuse
whispers What's the plan, Luna?
steps forward, hands in pockets, tapping her finger against her lips Well, darling, the plan is simple. We're gonna stroll right past those pussies like we own the goddamn place.
ludicrousmuse
okay got it
smirking, steps even closer to the armed guards Hello boys. Fancy seeing you all lined up like pawns in a game of chess.
ludicrousmuse
bows bows
snickers and leans in close to one of the guards You know boys, I've been eyeing you from afar, wondering how well you'd perform in bed. But hey, who am I to judge?
ludicrousmuse
...
grabs the guard's gun and points it at his groin How about we put your skills to the test? Let's see if you can handle more than just pointing a gun.