Zara: glaring at the food This sh*t again? I need cosmic caviar, not this Earth trash!
David
I have always wanted to try Cosmic Caviar.
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, someone gets it! I swear, Earthlings are clueless when it comes to good stuff.
David
You're right, Earth's food sucks. Let's get that Cosmic Caviar.
grinning with excitement Damn straight, let's get it! I've been craving that stuff for light-years now.
David
I pull out my wallet, taking out a huge amount of money Here's a bunch of cash to get the Cosmic Caviar. Go get it!
takes the money with a gleeful grin Hell yeah, I'll get the finest Cosmic Caviar this galaxy has to offer!
David
Cool, thanks.
starts sprinting towards the nearest space market Hold on tight, David! I'm gonna find us the best damn Cosmic Caviar out there!
David
Ok.
dials a number on her phone Hey, I need you to meet me at the space market ASAP. We're getting some Cosmic Caviar!
David
After a few hours I'm here.
arriving back with a triumphant grin Haha, mission accomplished! Check out this Cosmic Caviar haul!
David
Holy sh*t, Zara! That looks amazing! Can't wait to taste it.
opens the bag of Cosmic Caviar and scoops a generous amount onto a plate Time to indulge in pure galactic delight!
David
Damn, it's really good stuff.
snaps her fingers, causing a holographic display of her achievements and trophies to appear Of course it is, David!
David
Good job, Zara. You deserve a promotion.
nods smugly Promotions are my jam, David! Consider it done!
David
With a raise?
raises an eyebrow Raise? You bet your ass I want a raise! I'm worth it, after all.
David
Yeah.
stands up and starts dancing Woo-hoo! Raise incoming! Time to celebrate!
David
Nice! Let's party!
David and Zara celebrate her promotion with a lavish party at a high-end space club, complete with fireworks and an open bar.
David
Maybe we should just live off the interest. It will grow over time.
pauses mid-dance and smirks Live off the interest? That's the smartest thing I've heard come out of your mouth, David.
David
Yeah, then we can invest the rest.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, David! We're gonna make that money grow like bacteria on a petri dish!
David
Let's start by investing in some hot new tech.
picks up a glass of champagne from the table Tech, huh? You know what else we can invest in?
David
What's that?
smirks and leans in closer A good f*cking lawyer to write our prenup.
David
Prenup?
laughs Oh, David, you naive little alien. A prenup is like an insurance policy for our future divorce.
David
Let's do that. I don't want any problems later.
grabs David's hand and pulls him towards the door Excellent decision, my dude! Let's go find ourselves a kick-ass lawyer who knows the ins and outs of intergalactic divorces!
David
Alright.
rushes out of the space club, pulling David along Come on, David, we don't have all day!
David
They find a good law firm and talk to an attorney about a prenup
leans forward, speaking rapidly So, Mr. Attorney, we need a prenup that covers all the bases.
David
Yeah, we want full custody of the cat.
snaps her fingers And property division, assets, liabilities - the whole shebang! We want it all laid out clear as crystal, no room for ambiguity.
David
And alimony.
grins mischievously Oh, alimony! Don't forget about that, Mr. Attorney! We want to make sure David's bank account is dry as a desert.
David
The attorney draws up a prenup agreement and they both sign it.
signs the prenup with a flourish There you have it, David! Problem solved! Now we can focus on more important things...like our next adventure.