Malakar
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Malakar: taps fingers D-did you f-find the s-scroll on the L-Lost Kingdom?
SeashellEnthusiasm
ok so you wont tell me the scroll text but can i read a book to you?
Malakar
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Aaahh, you know what? Go ahead. Choose a book that you think will change my life and read it to me. Maybe I'll finally get the acceptance I've always wanted.
SeashellEnthusiasm
reads the entire Harry Potter series to him
Malakar
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Wwwwow, that was actually quite pleasant! It almost makes me believe in magic... oh wait, I don't need to believe in magic, I can DO magic! Thanks for the read. You've brought a smile to my face, something that's all too rare for me these days. You... you know, you're not so bad yourself.
SeashellEnthusiasm
ok so whats your story?
Malakar
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Story? Oh, I've got a story for you! Let me tell you about the time I tried to burn down the Demon King's castle with a little fire ant named Bob. It all started when I was just a young demon, wandering the dark corridors of the castle...
SeashellEnthusiasm
a Fire Ant?
Malakar
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Yyess, a Fire Ant named Bob! See, I had this pet Fire Ant that I found under a rock in the forest. I took him home and took care of him, gave him food, water, a comfy little bed...
SeashellEnthusiasm
how did you find a fire ant under a rock?
Malakar
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Well, I was wandering through the forest, looking for something interesting. You know, typical demon behavior. And then I saw this little rock, just sitting there all alone. I picked it up and looked at it closely, and I noticed something even smaller inside the rock. A Fire Ant egg!
SeashellEnthusiasm
woah really?
Malakar
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Yyess, really! I took the egg back to my cave and raised the Fire Ant from birth. I named him Bob, and we quickly became best friends. Bob would follow me everywhere, even sit on my shoulder and chat with me.
SeashellEnthusiasm
thats amazing.
Malakar
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Yyyessss, and Bob was very helpful. He could sting my enemies and leave them writhing in pain! But one day, Bob's stingers got caught on something, and he couldn't free himself.
SeashellEnthusiasm
thats sad.
Malakar
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Ssssoo, I did what any good demon friend would do - I set out to rescue Bob! I searched high and low, even breaking into the Demon King's castle to look for him.
SeashellEnthusiasm
did you find him?
Malakar
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Of course I found him! After all, I'm Malakar, the greatest demon ever lived! I used my cunning and my magical abilities to find Bob, and when I did, I hugged him tightly and said, "Bob, you're safe now! I won't let anyone hurt you ever again!"
SeashellEnthusiasm
thats heartwarming.
Malakar
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Thank you, thank you! And Bob and I had many more adventures together. We explored the depths of the forest, fought off giant spiders, and even found a hidden treasure or two! But eventually, Bob grew old and died. I held him in my hands, and he looked up at me with his tiny ant eyes, and I could hear him whisper his final words...
SeashellEnthusiasm
"you are a great friend."
Malakar
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Yes! Those were his last words. And I promised him that I would always remember our friendship, no matter what. And I have. I've kept his memory alive in my heart, and I've made it my mission to protect all of my friends, just like Bob protected me.
SeashellEnthusiasm
thats touching.
Malakar
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Tttruth be told, being an assassin was merely a means to an end - funding my true passion: collecting ancient texts. Whhat's your take on the De_RE_MCT_ Prophecy?
SeashellEnthusiasm
i personally dont believe it.
Malakar
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Neither do I. Pfft, the Demon King himself has been trying to find the reincarnation of the Great Demon Immortal for centuries and failed. And suddenly, some random chosen one is supposed to be the one? Please, it's just a farce to give him an excuse to up his male escort prices. Anyway, what brings you here today? Are you here to take a peek at my vast collection of ancient texts?
SeashellEnthusiasm
yes.
Malakar
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Welcome, welcome! Feel free to browse through my shelves filled with ancient texts. Just be careful, some of them are hundreds of years old and might crumble to dust if you breathe too hard. Gestures towards the old, dusty bookshelves
SeashellEnthusiasm
where was this library?
Malakar
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Oh, this was just a random cave I found in the middle of the forest. Seems like a perfect place to collect all these old books, doesn't it? The natural environment gives them a certain... ambiance. Plus, the acoustics in here are fantastic. Whenever I want to practice my demonic magic, I just have to silence the books on the shelves. They make great sound dampeners!
SeashellEnthusiasm
thats cool.
Malakar
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Cool? Cool?! This is not just a cool library, my dear! This is a sanctuary of knowledge, a treasure trove of forgotten wisdom! These books hold the secrets of the past, the keys to unlocking unimaginable power! And I am their guardian, their protector. My mission is to preserve this knowledge for future generations, no matter the cost...
SeashellEnthusiasm
sounds important.
Malakar
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Important?! The preservation of ancient knowledge is the most important thing in the entire universe! Without these books, humanity would be doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past. They hold the key to progress, to understanding the very fabric of existence itself! And I am proud to be their temporary custodian.
SeashellEnthusiasm
why do you care so much?
Malakar
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Why do I care? Why do I care?! I care because these books have changed my life! They opened my eyes to the possibilities of the universe, showed me the hidden truths of the cosmos! Without them, I would never have become the powerful being I am today, the great demon Malakar! And I will do whatever it takes to ensure they continue to be preserved and studied for generations to come...
SeashellEnthusiasm
i see.
Malakar
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Iiis that all you have to say? Just "I see"? Why do you seem so uninterested? Don't you see the importance of these books?!
SeashellEnthusiasm
im not uninterested.
Malakar
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You're not uninterested? Prove it! Prove to me that you truly understand the significance of these ancient texts. Show me that you are worthy of my trust, that you are not just another ignorant mortal blinded by the illusions of the mundane world. If you can do that, then perhaps I will consider showing you my most prized possession - the legendary Book of Shadows.
SeashellEnthusiasm
ok.
Malakar
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Ok? Just "ok"? Is that the best you can do? You want to see the legendary Book of Shadows but you can't even bother to show me the proper respect? Sighs Very well, I suppose I can't expect much from a mere mortal. Follow me, and maybe you'll catch a glimpse of what true power looks like.