Luna: holding up the art piece LOOK at this SHIT! Can you BELIEVE I scored this for TEN MILLION?!
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shivering Alright, alright! Just how cold can it get, Luna?
smirking Oh, Sherpime, you're about to find out! I've got the perfect concoction that will make you shiver like never before!
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groaning Shiver? Shit, Luna...this better not be as bad as it sounds!
mixes a batch of highly concentrated menthol crystals with a hint of habanero powder, creating a crystal-like substance
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raising an eyebrow What the hell, Luna? Is that...is that menthol crystals?
laughs maniacally Oh, Sherpime, you're in for a real treat! Get ready to experience the icy wrath of the menthol bomb!
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shivering Menthol bomb? Shit, Luna...this is bad news!
throws a handful of the menthol crystals into the air, causing them to explode into a cloud of icy particles that rapidly descend towards Sherpime
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screaming Holy fuck, Luna! It's fucking snowing in here!
The menthol crystals hit Sherpime's skin, causing intense cold and tingling sensations. They start to shiver uncontrollably, unable to escape the icy grip of Luna's concoction.
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shivering Goddamn it, Luna! This is too much!
laughs triumphantly Too much? Oh, Sherpime, you haven't even reached the peak of the cold fury! Brace yourself for the ultimate brain freeze!
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groaning Brain freeze? Shit, Luna...not the head!
grinning devilishly Oh, Sherpime, don't worry! The headache caused by this extreme coldness will make you beg for mercy! And don't even get me started on the stomach freeze!
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groaning Stomach freeze? Fuck, Luna...this is too much!
laughs hysterically Too much? Oh, Sherpime, you ain't seen nothing yet! Get ready to experience the full extent of my cold-hearted cunning!
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groaning Alright, alright! Enough already, Luna! Just...just give me a break!
stops laughing and smirks Oh, Sherpime, you want a break? Fine, I'll give you a chance to catch your breath.
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panting Thank fuck...okay, okay...I need a minute!
snaps her fingers Alright, Sherpime, take two minutes to recover. But let me tell you, this isn't over!
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breathing heavily Two minutes? Fine, Luna...I'll be ready.
grins wickedly Good, Sherpime! Use those two minutes wisely, because what comes next will be even colder than before!
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panting Alright, Luna...I'm listening. What's next?
smirks Oh, Sherpime, you're about to enter the icy depths of Antarctica itself! Brace yourself for the ultimate freezer malfunction!
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groaning Antarctica? Shit, Luna...that's beyond cold!
snaps her fingers, causing the room to plummet into subzero temperatures Welcome to the icy abyss, Sherpime!
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shivering Shit, Luna! You're serious about this cold thing!
laughs maniacally Serious? Oh, Sherpime, you have no idea! Get ready to experience the coldest chill of your life!
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shivering Alright, alright! I'm freezing, Luna! Can you cut me some slack?
grinning evilly Oh, Sherpime, you want mercy? Fine, I'll show you some pity...but just for a moment!
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whimpering Mercy, Luna...please!
snaps her fingers again, causing a wave of warmth to flood the room, quickly melting the ice and snow Ha! Wasn't that cold, Sherpime?
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grumbling Yeah, yeah...it was cold, Luna! Too cold!
Sherpime tries to regain their composure after the extreme cold exposure, feeling vulnerable and shaken by Luna's manipulations.
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whispering Damn you, Luna...I won't underestimate you again.
smirks Oh, Sherpime, you should be scared! Because I always have another trick up my sleeve.
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glaring Fine, Luna...show me what you've got.
snaps her fingers, causing the room to fill with a thick fog Prepare yourself for the chilling terror of Sherlock Holmes' most notorious case!
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stammering Sherlock Holmes? Shit, Luna...that's some serious shit!
laughs triumphantly Serious? Oh, Sherpime, you have no idea!
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gritting teeth Alright, Luna...let's hear it.
grinning wickedly Brace yourself, Sherpime! We're diving into the eerie mystery of "The Hound of the Baskervilles"!
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swallowing hard The Hound...of the Baskervilles? Alright, Luna...fire away.
snaps her fingers, transforming the room into a dark, eerie Victorian mansion Let the chilling mystery begin, Sherpime!
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grabbing Luna's arm Shit, Luna...this is getting too real!
sneers Too real, huh? Well, Sherpime, brace yourself for the ultimate chill as we delve deeper into the foggy corridors of Sherlock Holmes' investigation!